Alumnus of Mississippi State University. Passionate about food and faucets. Staunch supporter of the Oxford comma.
Memphis, TN
Joined May 2010
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In memory of the 50th anniversary of the final voyage of the Edmund Fitzgerald youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI
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One damn yard. Killer.
I genuinely cannot believe it… That one’s gonna hurt for a while.
Three bets won today but we just couldn’t get Bet 4 over the line. 😞 xitter.cf/markkahn081877/status/…
Tis the season of female, gift shop employees being flabbergasted that a man doesn’t need their help picking out things for his wife and still suggesting 20 things anyway.
Happy #GuyFawkes Day to all those who celebrate! Remember, remember, the 5th of November.
3rd and 16 and you call a fullback run up the middle, Mike?!?!? Please quit calling offensive plays and just let the 5th most accurate QB in NFL history throw the ball.
Why are Fritos scoops so expensive and why don’t they have competitors? Does Fritos have a patent on the shape of a chip?
William Walker retweeted
Top 5️⃣ All Time Total TD/Turnover Ratio leaders
1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Pat Mahomes
3. Russell Wilson
4. Tom Brady
5. Dak Prescott
Top 5️⃣ All Time Passer Rtg leaders
1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Pat Mahomes
3. Russell Wilson
4. Dak Prescott
5. Drew Brees
Top 5️⃣ All Time Comp % leaders
1. Drew Brees
2. Dak Prescott
3. Kirk Cousins
4. Pat Mahomes
5. Matt Ryan
Top 5️⃣ All Time INT % leaders
1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Tom Brady
3. Pat Mahomes
4. Russell Wilson
5. Dak Prescott
Some of the greatest players & coaches of all time have been weighing in recently on Dak Prescott, and not a single one agrees with the casuals/trolls on social media when it comes to him.
He’s so intensely persecuted, because people unanimously hate the Cowboys (and by mere association, the QB).
To claim Dak is anything but a great QB, is to announce to the football world that you aren’t to be taken seriously.
I found my new biggest pet peeve: When you click the ‘beachfront’ button on @Airbnb but nearly every single house they should you is NOT beachfront.
Faith-based currency is a helluva drug.
BREAKING: Biden's request to Congress, per a source familiar:
-- $60B for the Ukraine war, with roughly half dedicated to replenishing U.S. stocks
-- $14B for Israel
-- $14B for U.S. border security
-- $10B for humanitarian aid
-- $7B for the Indo-Pacific
usatoday.com/story/news/worl…
When washing one’s face, what is the appropriate amount of time to leave the soap/cleanser on before rinsing it off?
When someone is reciting a phone number or similar grouping of numbers to you, do say ‘uh huh’ after each segment or are you normal?
What’s something you would do if you were supreme world dictator?
Me? I would make it illegal for businesses with double front doors to have one side locked.
New neighbor just called me sir. I think it’s time to add Just For Men Beard Dye to the shopping list…
The reason I like twitter is because I can pick things and people that I like to follow and see those in chronological order. Why does @Twitter insist on constantly changing that.
