William Patrick Stuart-Houston

Some Jew (most definitely a yahu minion) just attempted to charge me a $300 cover. Jokes on them I will now be purchasing pizza instead. #fuckmamdami

Just got cat called idk what to do

Impending

If you need a seatbelt extender on the plane you should have to buy the seat next to you.

Halfway through Project Hail Mary, flight landed, can’t wait to finish next week. In the 9.5/10 range as of now.

Chicago Midway is the most hood airport I’ve ever experienced. Surrounded by yns

Officially landed in the people’s republic of California. Not excited

Thank god I checked the waitlist, it was empty, I travelled across 5 terminals, then showed up to the Amex lounge and there was a fucking waitlist. Useless system

Movie rating: The Godfather, can’t believe I haven’t seen this and if you know me I’m sure you can’t believe i haven’t either. Absolute cinema 10/10. There’s a reason it’s a classic

Movie rating: Jurassic park, rebirth, only slightly better than Dominion, mostly because of Colin Jost’s hot wife. Such a bad movie that I actually watched the credits to see who was responsible for the travesty. 5/10. Maybe next time don’t make the enemy the capitalist investor.

Absolute sausage hole. Great!

Gonna be a long fucking day tomorrow or today or whatever

This guy is dry aging his beer rn. Not the time

I love Croatia and all of its people. God bless this country.

Took a massive shit in the Colosseum today. #aquaductdump

Milan has a big mike and his name is Andrea. I have yet to enter negotiations with him.

Paris is a shithole

So many fucking Indians in Paris. Kanye lied to me

It should be illegal to run political ads in foreign languages. If you can’t speak English, you shouldn’t be voting.

Sitting in seat 27b, priorities straight.