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Debate recap:
Vivek Ramaswamy: not only constantly lying, but insane
Ron Desantis: new campaign strategy is yelling
Mike Pence: still a bitch
Chris Christie: literally no one likes him on either side of the aisle
Doug Burgum: why tf is he even here
Asa Hutchinson: George Bush but dumber
Tim Scott: still a virgin
Nimrata Haley: brown face on white supremacy
In totality: total 💩show. None of these people are qualified to run for President of the Salvation Army
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This is Flora and Frank. Frank is showing Flora the art of digging holes. Flora is just happy to be here. 13/10 for both

ALT two golden retrievers are having the time of their lives on a beach, despite the cloudy weather. the fully grown dog, a lighter blond, is about shoulder-deep in a hole in the dark sand and is smiling a bit at his handiwork. the puppy to his right, with darker reddish fur, stands proudly and beams so wide that her eyes are squinting closed. her tail is blurry as it wags behind her.
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this is dumb but here's the current mlb players whose first & last name are counties in the same state.
red=middle name also a county name in that state too
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This is Amber. She gets stared at a lot. You would think people have never seen a dog with eyeliner and muttonchops before. 14/10

ALT a cocker spaniel with unique coloring sits and looks patiently at the camera for probably not the first time today. her fur is mostly light tan, but her ears and the top of her head are a darker brown, and she has white accents in two long pieces of fur that hang down from her cheeks. we really weren’t kidding about the muttonchops.
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I think we've somewhat memory-holed the extent to which this country was in BAD shape when Trump left office. Unemployment over 6%, 80k dying a month from covid, democracy on the ropes. Viewed in that context, Biden has done an amazing job. He has a really strong record to run on
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17 days til Buckeye football is back!
Jalin Marshall with 4 second half TDs against Indiana




















