@WildlyNormal

I’m so normal it’s wild

Joined October 2023
You rob 100 banks for $10,000 every 3 days for a year with a weekend or two off. You get caught. Probation right? Of course. If that. It’s only a million dollars. Your city council spends that in a week. On, uhhh, you? Right? Right. Good talk.
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Hi sweety how was your Nintendo and cheese balls? Did you hit a high score? Did you try calling them back you know they might be busy.
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Time: 12:10am *multiple police sirens* Yeaaaaa that’s this state.
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Buy stocks in child caskets, never let a crisis go to waste. It’s basically free money this year, apparently. Follow me for more recipes.
A 3-year-old and a 6-year-old were stabbed around 50 times in their own home, and police say their mother did it. Taylor Gosnell, 35, of Cowpens, South Carolina, is charged with two counts of attempted murder. Some of the wounds went all the way to the bone, and her 6-year-old son may lose fingers and possibly his arm. When she came back to the house with deputies still there, she was sent for a mental health evaluation and tried to run from the ambulance. The part that should make every American angry is that she already had child endangerment charges pending from 2024. Somebody saw warning signs, and these babies were still left in that house. Who failed these kids before that knife ever came out? nypost.com/2026/09/29/us-new…
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They all do this. They’re like blacks, some behaviors are hard-wired in there. Diaspora is Hebrew for invasion force. Look it up. They love diaspora. Diaspora. Diaspora.
September is African Diaspora Heritage Month, a time to celebrate and recognize the contributions of the African diaspora community on our nation's cultural, social, and economic fabric.   Virginia is home to one of the largest African diaspora communities in the country and our Commonwealth remains committed to celebrating the achievements and contributions of this community that makes our Commonwealth event stronger. governor.virginia.gov/newsro…
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But Wildlyyyyy why do you say it’s all Jewish and black you know that’s rac- Oh. Oh no. Oh they held a photo op about it Fuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh
Virginia is leading the way on improving Sickle Cell education, training, and access to care with a first-in-the-nation sickle cell disease legislative package. #SickleCellAwarenessMonth
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Don’t send this fat one to Guam, a black man told me it will capsize and sink into the ocean from her weight. That’s a real quote by the way. She’s gotta be landlocked so like Nigeria maybe. Wayyyy out there.
The Supreme Court just gave the Trump Administration the green light to deport people to third countries where they have no connection and that have documented records of human rights abuses. Some people have subsequently been sent to their countries of origin, where they face the threat of persecution, torture, and death. This decision undermines longstanding U.S. and international protections meant to prevent people from being returned to places where they face serious danger. This cruel and inhumane policy is a black eye on Lady Liberty. We are a nation that promises to welcome the "poor" and "huddled masses" yearning for freedom. Instead, we are sending vulnerable people into harm’s way — and, in some cases, potentially to their deaths. This is shameful and illegal.
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Anyone hear good news from Haiti or Mexico or India or Africa lately on like, their achievements? Genuinely curious. I’m racist and assume they just grossly hump each other and die and don’t build anything. Am I wrong? Mexico getting bullet trains like Japan soon? Yes/no?
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We have had $20 trillion spent in them. Where’s the cities? Where’s the tech? Where’s the prosperity? Nothin?
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*gives foreigners money* And later Americans if you vote well in the mid terms *gives foreigners money again* Then we can finally fight the democ- *gives foreigners money* And bring you American jobs growth *gives foreigners money wow again? Again.*
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If I apply and put I’m super foreign and get approved am I legally in trouble for fraud or are you for defrauding the US gov for foreigners?🧐
An agenda of low taxes, massive deregulation, and fair trade is good for businesses of every size. With record business formations in 2026, it’s clear: there has never been a better time to start or grow a small business thanks to @POTUS.
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Hey you. Yeah you. The guy in bed reading this who doesn’t want to face the day. You need to get moving because we have work to do. I know you can do it. We’re counting on you. Let’s go!
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Why not $29 billion?
I’m working with @SecDuffy to make air travel quicker and safer for the American people. The Modern Skies Act will invest $30B in airport infrastructure and technology across the United States. Let’s get it done.
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And this time I mean it. And that’s why I’m appointing my wife’s cousin uhhh, Jack Swiminivisupsupu as head of a task force to fight corruption and deliver results to our stakeholders.
VP Vance: "If you are in the country illegally, you are subject to deportation...coming into the United States illegally is a crime, and we treat it as such."
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2030: Democrats fought us in court after the 2026 and 2028 caravans broke into our great nation but we’re gonna get em in 2032 and you’ll see this time I’m gonna scream
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Another banger by one of the hardest working women in America. She’s a millionaire and you aren’t because you’re lazy and she works hard, way harder than you. Yup.
Every student in Colorado and across the country deserves to feel safe, supported, and protected at school, no matter what. The @usedgov's decision to roll back Title IX protections for LGBTQ students is a devastating step backward. Our kids aren't political bargaining chips— I'll keep fighting to ensure EVERY student is protected under the law.
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*imports large swaths of low trust societies because one of their hideous females touched his peepee*
VP Vance on the @WHFraudTF's mission: "When we allow fraudsters to get rich off these programs, we destroy the basic social trust that I think makes American society so generous and so compassionate... I don't want to live in a low trust society where people get rich from fraud, I want to live in a high trust society where people get rich from doing something important."🔥
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Do not let these criminals get away with siphoning your money and enriching themselves with endless programs that never seem to work. You are being scammed. Don’t allow it.
We saw the tragic effects of misinformation during Hurricane Helene—people across Western NC died because of it. I met with experts working to ensure North Carolinians get the resources and information they need. We must stay vigilant and prepare for the next storm.
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Tell them no they can’t have your money and let me know how that works out.
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These are professional criminals they just rob you differently with signatures and paper so you can’t fight back. You are defenseless. You have no recourse.
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