Dungeon Mistress, ENTP, Mormon, elf bard, Slytherin, metal Barbie, gif ninja, graphic artist, alien, married to the story, addicted to the knowledge.
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Joined March 2017
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Oh man this graveyard shift thing has got me screwed up. I'm tired. Its 10am and I keep checking my phone because i forget what day it is. >.<
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Gettin real tired of people using the bible to push their political agendas. You can't use it to shun gay people. You can't use it because you dont like trump.
Religion is about SELF control.
Dont use it to spread criticism to other people.
#shitsfucked #today #imjustdone
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W: "You need to explain to your dog that we sleep in different houses because we're trying to take her to heaven with us."
Women spend about 30% of their time trying to figure out where that bruise on their leg came from...
W *mocking my voice*: "I don't put soda in the freezer because I like warm soda and I hate W because he's an uppity fuck."
Me *laughing*:"I don't hate you."
W *same voice* :"still an uppity fuck though."
Sometimes a deep breath doesn't hslp, and sometimes screaming until your ribs crack isn't enough. There is a madness that can't be touched by positive thoughts, and taking so many smiles becomes tirong.
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If I'm 28 years old and I travel 100 years into the future and find someone who's 29, am I older than them? #showerthoughts