Benchmark neutral

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined September 2013
Kala... retweeted
Me canceling my HBO MAX subscription since I have to wait another 2 years for the next season of House of the Dragon #HOTD
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Kala... retweeted
i implore you to unmute this.
shoutout to the WPBL anthem performance
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Hollon... Ni pick-up hii iko na facelift kit ya Prado? 😂😂😂
Boss ebu ingia wozzap kidogo.
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Yoh weeh😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Pray for that homeless man that took a bus to Malawi by mistake 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Kala... retweeted
Understand we're mourning as a country but nobody in the history of society has ever said the words "Fuck Celine Dion" and we will not start today.
Fuck Drake. Fuck Justin Bieber. Fuck Celine Dion. Fuck Justin Trudeau. Fuck the Toronto Raptors and msunu weMaple Syrup
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50 Million KES.
tweet it into existence. what do you genuinely need rn ?
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Kala... retweeted
Sheepstealer at Dragonstone listening to NBA YoungBoy right now.
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Kala... retweeted
Again.
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Why she kinda look like @CydWambui tho?
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Kala... retweeted
Daveigh Chase has passed away at 35. The actress was known for her performance in ‘The Ring,’ as well as voicing Lilo in ‘Lilo & Stitch’ and Chihiro in the English dub of ‘Spirited Away.’
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Na mmesahau kucancel Amapiano pia. Or is that not part of the problem?
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By the way when we talk about the man, the myth, the legend we need to mention Shoba's name twice. Man's a lawyer by profession. A self taught chef An influencer Has been a talk show host A farmer A pilot A cooking show judge Mnakumbuka #CookOutThursdays nyinyi???
I can't recognise people on this TL anymore. Shoba used to be a Chef on this TL complete with endorsements from Royco and cooking gas companies. Like Shoba ndio the original influencers wa jikoni things man. Saa hii mjamaa ni human rights activist.
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Let him cook... ah. 😂😂
Baby formula is used to cut meth, coke and heroin. Labda ni Walter White anakufungia jicho mrembo. Let him cook.
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Baby formula is used to cut meth, coke and heroin. Labda ni Walter White anakufungia jicho mrembo. Let him cook.
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Kala... retweeted
Just found out that in 2021, the UN tried to declare food a human right, two countries voted against it. The United States and Israel.
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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Kala... retweeted
The amount of work required just to be a mid fella is insane
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Uber imenipea the same pin the last 6 trips. Rada?
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IMPEACH RUTO JUST REPOST
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Every time unadhani you've seen the ugliest house in your life, a new contender hutokea.
I'm trying to understand this house but I really can't get it!!!
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Replying to @KiigenKoech
I pray you get diarrhea everytime you get to a traffic jam.
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