I've done nothing but watch game of thrones and cram Reese eggs down my gullet today. #Blessed
It took me three different gas station trips to get a full working Juul and pods I felt like thanos getting stones. Lmao
I promise if this week goes better then the last two days I will quit jerking off so much and using the word "fuck" in place of and or hey.
My ratchet, nasty, degenerate, thick ass having self. Finally pulled up the ole twitter again. I apologize to all of my fans that I ghosted.
Kyle Varney retweeted
Hey @rainnwilson! identity theft is not a joke. Millions of families suffer every year! xitter.cf/zohmygosh/status/94361…
Didn't really tweet about it forgot how got damn Gorgeous New York really is. The drivers all need Jesus though felt like grad theft auto.
Replying to @BestMovieLine
“@BestMovieLine: What If xitter.cf/BestMovieLine/status/9…” I love this woman.
this is the 13th year in a row I've sat back and liked pictures of people going to the Festival of Lights. I hope the lights burn out.
Kyle Varney retweeted
Saw a man walk toward the gym carrying his gym bag, turn around, get back in his car and drive away... I’ve never related to someone more








