Chief cook/bottle washer of https://xitter.cf/t.co/FUsuhFnXmu; author of SOMETHING ELSE & MAGNIFICENT DESOLATION: https://xitter.cf/t.co/mQLWTjhFEv

Coast City, IA
Joined June 2007
Dear @SpaceX: I just wanted to check...you don't let Elon go near any of the rockets, do you?
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In the future, little companies will be told by their parents that if they don’t behave, @elonmusk will buy them.
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People ask me: Widge, if Twitter goes down how will we find you? Well, I’ll tell you. I’ll be everywhere—wherever you look. Wherever there’s a fight about which is the worse movie, Last Airbender or Battlefield Earth…I’ll be there.
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Wherever someone’s starting to believe that changes in superhero comics mean something…I’ll be there. I’ll be in the way fans shake their fist at Hollywood and self-medicate after another terrible remake,
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and I’ll be in the way kids laugh at the fact we used to have to drive somewhere to play video games. And some day when people stop paying money to see live action Transformers movies…why, just look and you'll see: I’ll be there.
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I see @elonmusk has been busy keeping Twitter in the news. cnn.com/2022/11/17/tech/twit…
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Replying to @elonmusk
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Widgett Walls retweeted
How do we convince Elon Musk to buy Ticketmaster
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Hey #DonaldTrump -- don't let these bozos try to tell you what to do. You do you. You want to come campaign for Herschel? BRING THE POWER. You want to announce you're running? ANNOUNCE WHENEVER YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE. Who do they think they're dealing with? rawstory.com/gop-figures-are…
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Folks, while things are still relatively calm, please look about the Twitter site to find these signs. Follow them when the cataclysm begins.
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EVERYBODY ON TWITTER RIGHT NOW
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EVERYBODY ON TWITTER RIGHT NOW
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