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So the Super Ballon d'Or is not won based on who had the most, it's based on who had the best season out of all the Ballon d'Or winners? if so It's definitely going to 2008 Ronaldo. There's no Ballon d'Or season that comes close to 2008 Ronaldo; he's so clear.
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If I were married, I could kiss my husband in church and fellow Christians will “Awwn” and tease us about love.
My husband could give me a kiss on the forehead, hands, cheeks, lips and not get beheaded for it.
Thank God for bringing me into a Christian home❤️🙏
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When I was 15, it made sense to me that the God of the Universe could not be a local god. Only Islam and Christianity seemed to profess to worship a universal God and so I found an English Quran and read it cover to cover.
Having read both the Bible and Quran, it was pretty clear that the Islamic God offered slavery while the Christian God offered me sonship. Of course, not being a fool, I choose sonship.
Muslims remain in slavery only because they are threatened with death if they dare look at the offer of sonship and reconsider things. I knew immediately I could never join such a thing.
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They are now telling us Saudi Arabia does not represent true Islam!!!
The headquarters of Islam does not represent Islam?
Indeed Allah created the best liars and deceivers!!
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Seyi Vibez, btw… the best talent to come out of my hood, bruh. Ikorodu has produced some exceptional talents, he’s SPECIAL.
I never once doubted him from the first day I heard him sing.
I used to tell him jokingly, “Werey, if you no blow, e go pain me pass you.” 😂❤️
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Saudi Arabia beheaded two people for simply kissing????
KISSING?????
And you brainless idiot Nigerian Muslims especially the Yoruba ones will tell us this Arab cult is a religion of “peace”. Like two families have lost their loved ones because they kissed??????
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went to live with a family member one time, cuz i couldn’t go home for Christmas from uni, dem kill goat dey con dey put bone bone meat for my food and everybody else dey chop better meat, i just vex, go order food with turkey dey chop am for their parlor 😂😂
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ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!
Sachet water is ₦50 now. Very soon the weather will become very hot. Please whenever you are in town and you are thirsty, enter any bank and drink their chilled water. It’s free.! They normally hide their disposable cups. So take your cup whenever you're going out.
Also, feel free to use their toilet when pressed, it is always neat. After all, you pay for SMS alert, electronic alert, stamp duty, VAT, etc. The maintenance fee they charge you is to maintain utilities.
You don't need to thank me, what are we friends for?
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This girl fainted and we tried to call her father
We found 7 dads on her phone
Big dad
Sweet Daddy
Zaddy
Little Dad
My heaven Dad
Good Dad
We called the "sweet Daddy"
That one told us he is married and we should never call his line again.long story cut short
We ended up calling her mom
Na one mama she get but plenty fathers
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If you collect better money, no chest like three straight Billings from your babe and if she break up, tear your new ride.
She go start to think say she be badluck 🤣
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I remember when we were in school in Ilorin, one of my hostel guys got a girl pregnant back home. He begged her not to keep the baby, but she refused.
Fast forward, the baby was born, this guy was still struggling financially. One day, the girl reported him to Human Rights, and they came to our hostel to pick him up. 😂😭
They took him to their office and told him how much he had to pay every month to take care of the child.
When he came back to the hostel, he gave me the full gist. I asked him one question:
“Bro, you don run DNA test?”
My guy looked at me like I was mad. 😭😂 He had never even thought about it!
Long story short, this guy had to save money for months to do a DNA test. The result came back…
99% NOT HIS CHILD. 😭😭😂
Since that day, this guy has never stopped thanking me for saving his life. He even hyped me again today after watching my Manchester United video, and that’s what reminded me of this story. 😂😂😭