I will honor Dolly by reading big books and having huge boobs.
I will honor Tim Curry by scaring small children and weak men.
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I used to get a cut on my hand maybe three times a year. Now since having a cat, my hands average 15 scars a day.
A friendly reminder that if you think you need that influencer course on how to go viral on TikTok:
No you don't.
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My Co-worker is an Eldritch! (Chap 1-3)
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That space Christmas and New Year’s, where you don’t know what day it is, who you are, and what you’re supposed to be doing…
Putting "high-energy" in their work bio is the easiest way to tell that someone is an egomaniacal asshole that uses being loud and talking fast as their preferred way to get what they want.
I get so much more work done from home. Or rather, I realize how little work I have when I'm not having people run up to me every 5 minutes.






















