Meet Perogie, the Gnomie Roguie! He'll loot your corpse before you even hit the ground. #DnD #dungeonsanddragons #RPG #roleplaying #Rogue #lockpick #moustache

Once we tried to do crowd-sourced stats and HP, but a technical issue prevented us from projecting this image, so we never had to figure that shit out. #DnD #RPG #Rogue #Barbarian #Mage #Cleric #Bard

We also have a permanent #bard now! She is actually the star of our show. Seriously, she's so good 😁

Oh yeah, we also did a badass photoshoot! #DM #Rogue #Fighter #Wizard #Cleric #d20 #DnD #critfail #improv #roleplaying

A lot has happened since we last used Twitter! We're now a #DnD inspired #podcast on the #thundergrunt network. Have performed at #magfest to FULL rooms, and have a monthly live show at @thewindupspace 😎

Last post was almost 3 years ago? We are KILLING it in the #Marketing and self promotion department! 😅☠️

The nerds at @AwesomeCon roll HARD. Go check out our fb page for a recap! Hint: It involved Ben Affleck and eldritch horror.

Remember kids: d4's are cheaper than caltrops and twice as effective. See also: Legos.

Also, did you know that if you begin a google search with "Do mindflayers" one of the suggestions is "Do mindflayers have nipples?"

A mindflayer walks into a tavern, the barkeep says "Why the long face?" The Mindflayer murders everyone in the tavern and eats their brains.

If your parents animate dead bodies for a living, does that mean you were raised by necromancers?

Our d10's go to 11.