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ETH is the worst asset I've ever seen During bear markets it dumps like a smallcap alt coin During bull markets it pumps less than BTC They let billionaires like Base, Robinhood, and Arbitrum build skyscrapers and megamalls and casinos on their land, getting access to all of ETH's research and infrastructure and customers And in return they charge them $100/month in rent, wtf kind of business is that? Then ETH says "man, we're not making any money for some unknown reason, let's sell billions of dollars of our own token to get through this difficult time" JUST RAISE THE RENT IMBECILES They've skipped every bull cycle since 2021 but worse because they constantly fake you out with pumps that go to zero right after Legendary trader @TaikiMaeda2 literally has only one profitable trade in his entire career and that's shorting ETH Later, he longed it and almost lost everything ETH is so bad that Tom Lee bought and burned 99% of supply on the open market, has his own 24/7 TV show where he shills it nonstop, and somehow the price still falls In 50 years I'll be talking to my Grandchildren: "When I was your age, a single ETH was $2400!" "Wow Grandpa, so cheap, I bought mine last week for $2500"