Gangnam-Frogger | Expert in ‘Clown Magic’ | Earthling | Circus Peanuter | White Guy in the Prime of his Life | License to swear | Inventor of Weed Beer |
Joined October 2013
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My wife and I had a couples costume this year.
She went as 6 and I went as 7.
Suffice to say hilarity ensued
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I went as six-seven for Halloween and was p much the joke of the Halloween party.
I held back tears between bites of buffalo chicken dip.
Just told my wife the Burger King I just ate tasted better because I “earned it” (went and picked it up instead of door dashing it)
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I think my computer has a virus.
Anytime I search something I get a pop-up that says, “Google would like to see your asshole”
And I know it’s a virus because I’ve shown google my asshole just to get the same pop-up the very next day.
Any help appreciated.
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I’d be the first Hokage to shift focus to our Economy.
Let’s talk about how ichiraku ramen never reopened after covid.
Let’s talk about the average village Jonin salary doesn’t cover the basic cost of living.
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Everybody thought I was smoking joints
Meanwhile, all I was doin was:
Taking some buds from a marijuana plant, grinding em up.
Taking a small rectangular piece of hemp paper and twistin it up.
Settin fire to the end of it, inhaling, and then exhaling some smoke.
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Say this to diffuse any situation, “dude stop you’re getting mad”
If that doesn’t work, say, “you’re red in the face like actually”
Prepare for something amazing 🎩 😌
Hey mustache, what’s up? 😎🤔
I want my mommy 🥺
I will NEVA forgive you 😡
LARRRRYYYYY!!!! 😩😩
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*instagram comment section*
“I like shit 😍” with a reply from the op saying, “sent u something 💋 check ur messages!!! 👀 ”
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