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The whole country forgot Bama was Bama. Bro, ALABAMA! Y'all still clueless after all these years of domination?!?? We strive on hate. Thanks for the fuel. If they ain't wearing CRIMSON F'm!! #RollTide 🐘
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I just want to take a moment to acknowledge the 77 million morons who looked at this guy dressed as a fucking garbage man doing his double jerk off dance during the 2024 campaign and said “Yep, that’s my guy!” You truly are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
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These two editorials by the Washington Post expose how the Republican Party and Democratic Party are held to completely different standards by the media.
Texas gerrymander: “Not a threat to democracy.”
Virginia gerrymander: “Power grab by Democrats.”
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So this was immediately after being shot huh?
Is it jusy me or is that ear completely intact?
Not even Wolverine heals that fast.
(And look at his lying face!)
Staged 100%
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This photo is AI generated. Look at the door, it's backwards and opening into the vehicle at an impossible angle
bbc.co.uk/bitesize/artic…
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Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.
Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”
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THIS IS THE CHART THEY WILL SHOW IN DOCUMENTARIES. A 94% CRASH. $4.3 BILLION IN LOSSES. ZERO ARRESTS. AND A DINNER INVITATION.
Look at that chart. $48 to $2.81. A 94% collapse. That is not a bear market. That is a liquidation event disguised as a political movement.
The $TRUMP token launched January 17, 2025. Three days later he was sworn into office. Within weeks, 810,000 wallets had lost a combined $2 billion. By 2026, total retail losses crossed $4.3 billion across nearly two million wallets.
For every $1 insiders earned, retail investors lost $20.
The Trump family and affiliated entities collected over $600 million through fees and token sales. Trading fees alone generated $100 million in the first 19 days. Exchanges banked another $172 million. And 94% of the token supply sat in just 40 wallets from the start.
This was a memecoin where the creator became the President of the United States, then dismantled the SEC's entire crypto enforcement division, closed every active investigation, paused every pending case, and then hosted an exclusive gala dinner for the biggest holders at his golf club while protesters outside shouted "Shame."
43% of the guests at that dinner were underwater on their investment.
Now there is a second gala planned for April 25 at Mar-a-Lago. The token hit an all-time low of $2.73 the day they announced it. And there is still $2.7 billion in insider tokens locked until 2028. That is not a vesting schedule. That is a countdown to the next wave of selling pressure.
Meanwhile the MELANIA token is down 99%.
No regulator intervened. No enforcement action was filed. The one agency that could have acted had its crypto division gutted by the very administration that launched the token. A bill was proposed to ban officials from issuing memecoins. It went nowhere.
In any other context this would be called a pump and dump with presidential immunity. Instead it got a dinner invitation.
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Butler was staged
Charlie Kirk was an inside job
‘24 election was hacked by Elon
Epstein was swapped out
Trump worked w/ Russia in ‘16
Iran has no nukes
Israel is a terrorist state
Trump raped 13 yr old girls
Gumbo Roux ₳ retweeted
We are sending our kids to school to memorize facts that AI can retrieve in 0.3 seconds.
We're grading them on essays that AI writes better than their teachers.
We're preparing them for jobs that won't exist by the time they graduate.
The entire education system is training humans to compete with machines at what machines do best.
That's not education. That's sabotage.
The schools that survive will teach thinking, not memorizing. Creating, not repeating. Discerning, not obeying.
Every other school is a museum that doesn't know it yet.
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Team USA can take those gold medals and shove em’.. Dave Portnoy’s already bent over ready to accept them.. @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente @TeamUSA @usahockey
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You piece of shit @realDonaldTrump
...you wanted to be number 1 in crypto?
In scamming, draining, lying and destroying, you’re doing great.
Even before you, you inhuman fraud, got back into power, countless crypto companies were already sending you money.
Your first move was launching $TRUMP and $MELANIA and draining the entire trenches.
Your next was giving the convicted @cz_binance a pardon so you could make shady deals with him and his CEX that controls everything and keeps damaging the space.
Thanks for the 10/10 and for this whole clown show with a liar of your caliber.
Narcissists understand each other, right?
Your domestic and foreign policy escalations on a daily basis only generate fear among investors and what suffers the most? Crypto.
Thanks for the tariffs americans have to pay.
You destroyed crypto’s reputation with your words alone, you multi-convicted, bankrupt Epstein pedo.
Hundreds of thousands left crypto because of you.
Billions burned.
Real builders got crushed.
Innovation got stalled.
People lost everything they had while you enriched yourself with millions and billions.
And as if that wasn’t enough, your sons with @worldlibertyfi and American Bitcoin are dragging this whole mess even deeper into the dirt.
You are an opportunist and everything you touch turns to shit, yet you always manage to enrich yourself.
Just like you are isolating your country, you pushed crypto back into the Stone Age.
You are a piece of shit, and every normal person with access to free information, a bit of empathy, and an IQ over 80 hopes that you and your administration will pay for all of this.
Gumbo Roux ₳ retweeted
a guy who claimed to be named John Barron and sounded a lot like Trump called into C-SPAN to complain about the Supreme Court's tariff decision and call Hakeem Jeffries "a dope"
(John Barron is a pseudonym Trump has used for himself when talking to journalists)
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Admin Officials in the Epstein Files:
Donald J. Trump (President)
Melania Trump (1st Lady)
Howard Lutnick (Sec. Commerce)
John Phelan (Sec. Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (Sec. HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nominee)
Mehmet Oz (Admin. for CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE Appointee)
Steve Bannon (Fmr Senior Advisor)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Sec. Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
Brett Ratner (Film Director “Melania”)
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Gumbo Roux ₳ retweeted
So Q was actually Epstein -- inventing and projecting a global cabal and conspiracy in which *other people* were the pedophiles, all to distract the MAGA faithful from the fact that he and Trump were actually the pedophiles leading a global cabal in a massive conspiracy? Got it.
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Ron DeSantis: If a mob comes and surrounds your vehicle and threatens you, you have a right to flee for your safety. If you drive off and you hit one of these people, that's their fault.
Gumbo Roux ₳ retweeted
Bama used to get players from single parent households and juvenile records. Now they got players painting they finger nails man.
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Saints since Grupe left: 4-1
Colts since Grupe joined: 0-4
Happy holidays Elf on the shelf 🫡🎄
Blake Grupe after signing with the Colts post-Saints release: “To now be a part of [The Colts] and feel like I'm playing meaningful football. We’re all working towards something here.”
😭
#Saints