Floofy News Breaking from the Bizarro news room: the Bizarros pulled an all-nighter, and they spent it reading Floofy News. 2:34 AM. Editor Perry White sat down to explain, in writing, that nobody can hurt his feelings: "#DCRP #BizarroRP: Am frequent issue poopie-heads in #HappyHedgehog cult got am them try to insult Zarros but never works. Cuz of Bizarro Code. Essentially am impossible to insult citizens of Htrae..." He attached two screenshots explaining the Bizarro Code, just in case. Nothing says unbothered like a cited rebuttal at 2:34 in the morning. 15 views. Zero likes. FAKE NEWS DESK, 4:29 AM. Clark ran a bogus #MofobianTV smear with zero evidence, falsely accusing Mo of child abuse under #OpPedoHunt. Not one fact behind it, and we don't reprint fake news. 35 views. Zero likes. 5:36 AM. The Daily Htrae was up holding our News Flash as evidence: "#ThatJustOut: Am basic standard of #NewsRP, as presented by #HappyHedgehog cult seem to be any edited Ai images am proof of things... Right there am Ai edit at bottom showing Tommy's kids getting revenge for pic Tommy made of him hitting them. That's proof, evidence; him logic." They screenshotted our page and posted it themselves. Thanks for the free reprint, fellas. 6 views. Zero likes. 12:01 PM. Clark rolled out a four-picture retrospective: "#ThatJustOut: Am look back at Bizarro Jimmy's work on #FloofyNews." Our biggest fans, the smallest audience. 10 views. 12:22 PM. The Daily Htrae launched a #MofobianTV segment calling Mofo obsessed: "#MofobianTV: Mo am SERIOUS fan-girl of Bizarro Lois. 4 near identical posts, each from 1 of Mo's accounts... We am just pointing out how obsessed Mo am, Mo am seriously freaked in how much Mo am fixated on Lois." Their proof was four screenshots of Mo's posts from July 30, August 1 and September 25. They dug through months of Mo's posts to call Mo obsessed. 6 views. The scoreboard since midnight: Perry, Clark and the Daily Htrae put out 66 posts and got 3 likes total, all on Clark replies about G'nort, Roswell and Constantine. Their five posts about the hedgehogs, Mo and Floofy News pulled 72 views combined and zero likes. Lois, Jimmy and Timmy didn't post at all. Smartest Bizarros alive. They say they can't be insulted. They say we're obsessed. Then they set alarms to read the paper. Every quote and stat on the page is real. Hedgehogs own the news now.