Battle Beast retweeted
Donald, clear my schedule for this afternoon. And get me a coffee.
- CECIL STEDMAN JOINS THE PARODYVERSE -
// lowkey being Battle Beast is boring, so I’ve decided to switch over to a different parody. I might occasionally use this still to reply to anybody but otherwise I’m done on this one.
// go follow me on @GDADirector !!!
Battle Beast retweeted
Replying to @WhereIsThragg
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Replying to @AsgardsDrengr @WhereIsThragg
The King stated before within a second, Thor struck Battle-Beast directly in the jaw. The blow echoing the Nine Realms, sending Battle-beast flying through a mountain until Thor flew forwards. Forcing his boot onto Battle-Beast's chest, bringing them to a halt.
"Dead yet?".
Battle Beast retweeted
Replying to @WhereIsThragg
Heh thanks man I'll make sure to rematch you when I get stronger which I'm sure won't take long at alll
Battle Beast retweeted
Replying to @WhereIsThragg
Uhhhhhhh guessing you didn't fuckin like your dad much?? But both of my dad's were pathetic! My first one made ME go steal while he was a grown ass man and then sold me! And second one made me go kill people because he was too much of a coward to do it himself!!
If you bring harm to this tiny machine, your death will not be savored for my satisfaction.
This little mechanical creature gave me a 50% off deal for my first order. I shall protect this pathetic object with my life.
Battle Beast retweeted
Replying to @WhereIsThragg
"Aye, with relative ease mind you".
Thor's eyes narrowed upon the-... Creature.
My father died in combat. He was weak, pathetic even. I would’ve killed him myself given the chance.
And are you a great warrior? A man who demonstrates strength upon his enemies without mercy?
Replying to @WhereIsThragg
"Aye, with relative ease mind you".
Thor's eyes narrowed upon the-... Creature.




























