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Limited $10 GA tickets available for my special on Dec 1 & 2 in Chicago at The Vic! Fri Early Show: shorturl.at/efnzV Fri Late Show: shorturl.at/bixQ3 Sat Early Show: shorturl.at/fmLUZ Sat Late Show: shorturl.at/FLNY2 @heybabepod @tastebudspod @OutbackPresents

🚨 New seats opened up for my special in Chicago Dec 1 and 2 at The Vic, including $10 seat filler tickets!! shorturl.at/hpwMR

25 years ago when this young man was born, neither he nor I could anticipate that decades later I would have a photo realistic tattoo of his 15 year old self on my left thigh. And we especially couldn't anticipate him *posing hours* for the second tattoo, at age 20, on my right thigh. I now live with @jaden immortalized on all of the thighs I have. A fine consolation was that Jaden is an extremely kind, cool individual who was generous with his time and even kept in touch. I now plan to tattoo his likeness every five years as we both age like fine wine. He is 25 now and so I am due. Inner thigh? Outer arm? His face over my face? I’m not sure. ONE THING I AM SURE OF - IF YOU COME SEE ME ON TOUR - YOU WILL SEE MY THIGHS AND YOU WILL MEET MY JADEN’S. There are only **EIGHT SHOWS LEFT** of this tour, ALL THIS MONTH, before I film my debut Stand Up Comedy special at the Vic Theater in Chicago on Dec 1 & 2nd. After that, all this material is retired and my Jaden’s will be hibernating for the winter. If you’ve read this far, you are who I am talking to. How do you still not have a ticket to my tour or special if you are this invested in me and my thighs? It seems ludicrous. CORRECT IT: Cedar Rapids 11/11 Springfield 11/12 Duluth 11/16 Appleton 11/17 Rochester, MN 11/18 Davenport 11/19 Elkhart, IN 11/29 Wilkes-Barre 12/16 CHICAGO 12/1 & 12/2 - Special Taping - If you’re at the special taping you’re automatically entered to win a trip to the set of Impractical Jokers. You and a Plus one. Hotel and airfare. Pulling one random ticket from the four Chicago shows as a thank you to you all. God bless ✌️ SalVulcanoComedy.com

SYRACUSE, NEW YORK BABES! Tag a friend in the comments and you could win MEET AND GREET tickets to my show at FUNNY BONE on SEPTEMBER 8&9! salvulcanocomedy.com/tour

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Presale ends TONIGHT at 10pm local time! Use promo code: GODBLESS ON SALE TOMORROW MORNING 10am local time to general public (no promo code needed. GO HERE: SALVULCANOCOMEDY.COM Tag a friend, BB. I'm on my way.

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New @heybabepod. EDIBLES? YES. Here: youtu.be/kKWdtxElDDo

DETROIT. ROYAL OAK. TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT!! OHHHH, OHHHH.... 🎟 HERE: bit.ly/3uJx7xW

Yes I was freezing Yep it makes zero sense that I'm buying tix to my own show. Yes we went all the way up there on the train to shoot promos WITH NO PLAN @homelesspimp's laugh at the end always gets me TAG A FRIEND, get em soon, selling fast! 🎟 HERE: bit.ly/34sVMMN