@WhatSamJustSaid

Stand-up comedian, script writer, and copywriter as funny as she is tall- kind of, for a girl. Writer @WGAeast 🏳️‍🌈

 Atlanta, GA
samgordoncomedy.com
Joined February 2013
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If you’re going to use AI to generate something as personal as accepting folx for who they are during Pride, you are more of a tool than #ChatGPT is 🥸 If you want to be supportive, be genuine. #ai #pridemonth #rainbowcapitalism #genuine #lgbtq #pridemonth2023 #lesbian
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Ever since we watched rewatched @thehills when I tell @Ivy_Mitchell to make a wish at 11:11 she says “I wish Whitney well” @whitneyEVEport
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You guys.. 💋 Wishing you a happy Passover and Easter week! ❤️ I hope you don’t mind the noise.. Turkey 🦜 and Chicken 🦜 are being dramatic for the camera lol. ❤️👸💋
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What is your favorite word for penis? Mine is “peen peen”
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Is it a movie or is it a 3 hour informercial for guns? #johnwick #johnwick4 #guncontrol
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I can’t imagine a lovelier life than being born an Avett Brother’s child. Imagine any of those boys as your father/uncle 😭
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My version of the Kardashian’s is Irwin’s and my Real Housewives is The Queen of Versailles
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People try to skip past the way they hurt you while blaming you for being unable to move on as if they didn’t take a fat dump on the path forward.
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When you ask for help with unemployment in Georgia the auto reply email still talks about PUA as if that didn’t end almost 2 years ago 😅
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THEY FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE ESCALATORS AT THE BANK VAULT WALGREENS IN WICKER 😭😭😭😭
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If Atlanta builds one more food hall full of $18 tacos I swear to mf god atlanta.eater.com/2023/3/1/2…

Peoplestown Is Getting a Food Hall in 2024

Part of the Terminal South complex on Ridge Avenue, Switchman Hall will feature 12 food stalls and outdoor seating on a former loading dock

atlanta.eater.com
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I had to wait 3 months to qualify for health insurance at my job but once I got let go, those benefits disappeared after 2 weeks. I’d write a joke about it but it already is one 🙃
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A lawyer in Florida is arguing that an incarcerated pregnant woman's fetus hasn't committed any crimes and is being illegally detained, which endangers the health of the unborn child, therefore the woman should be released until the baby is born. Let the mental gymnastics begin.
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I’ll never forgive my parents for not spending $19.95 on one of these for me 😭😭😭
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On Valentines Day 8 yrs ago, I had very early stage breast cancer and had a double mastectomy. 3 yrs later, I met a guy I fell madly in love. I told him I don’t have boobs but he said it didn’t matter. 4 weeks later he dumped me for Delta flight attendant. This isn’t us
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If she had only retired four years ago, though, moments like this could have been avoided 👀 xitter.cf/ThomasOnTheWeb/status/…
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“Get a skill”
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when you see this and then look at the other “publicly funded” high schools in indianapolis, you realize just how blatantly racist indiana is
Barstool Indy@barstoolindy10 Feb 2023
This tour of Carmel High School is going viral on Tik Tok. America cannot believe how big it is 💀 xitter.cf/hoosiers_go/status/162…
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Aw, looks like the former owners of my new apartment loved Christmas
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