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Howdy yβall!
A little bit about me:
- Cactus man
- born to be a cowboy, forced to be a corpo
- I super donβt get social media
- I cosplay Hololive, Gundam, and whatever I can get my brother to do.
- I really like Clodsire
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The Barbican Estate is brutalism at its most beautiful, where monumental concrete meets nature.
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Since #IRyS didn't sing "One last kiss" at the concert we had to do it afterwards.
Thanks to @strawberrydoobo and @HeckinHayes for that very cute kiss ππ
#IRySConcert2026
Canβt believe Gofo Express can just say βNah youβre address is in a remote areaβ while I live in the middle of fucking Phoenix and just send my merch back. Signed up for the concert pick up thing for delayed merch but no confirmation yet that went through.
I wish FalseEyeD was around to recap Twitter sentiments and throw light anti-corporate shade, he would have loved this shit show.
CetaceanStation ππ retweeted
Nightboob approaching Phoenix Sky Harbor airport. Large haboob came from the south and overtook South Mountain then the airport. #azwx #StormHour #monsoon2026
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It's been funny money ever since they deferred Ohtani.
Honestly, the strike falls on Manfred for allowing the Dodgers to operate so brazenly and it falls on Mark Walter.
It wasn't enough to have no cap. They had to bend and screw the league to put us here.
FUCK the Dodgers.
How do the Dodgers carry an unlimited payroll?
Filings uncovered by @NickNemo17 show roughly $1.45 billion in debt for American Media Productions, the entity behind SportsNet LA and the Dodgers' 25-year, $8.35 billion Charter deal, sitting on the balance sheets of 5 life insurance companies tied to or controlled by the Dodgers' own ownership group.
i.e. the Dodgers get a sweetheart deal on their TV rights from a media company their owners co-own, financed by insurance companies those same owners control.
Because ownership sits on both sides, as borrower and lender, the setup functions as a closed loop:
-When RSNs hit turbulence, banks enforce covenants or force restructuring. Here the lenders are insurers the owners manage, so the capital stays patient and cash flow to the team never gets choked.
-MLB taxes net local revenue at 34% but allows deductions for debt service and interest tied to running the network. Carrying $1.45 billion in media debt on AMP's balance sheet generates interest expense that shrinks reportable net TV income and the resulting revenue-sharing bill.
Then there's the payroll itself. Over $1 billion of it is deferred, owed to 9 players through 2047. Pushing that cash out frees up money today, some of which is going toward servicing that same debt, and kicks the actual bill to a stretch of decades many of today's owners won't be around for.
LA built a (seemingly illegal) structure that captures its own interest yield, shelters TV income from league revenue sharing, and helps fund payroll dominance in the process.
CetaceanStation ππ retweeted
I think it is officially safe to say the last 5 years of Dodgers baseball has been fraudulent
How do the Dodgers carry an unlimited payroll?
Filings uncovered by @NickNemo17 show roughly $1.45 billion in debt for American Media Productions, the entity behind SportsNet LA and the Dodgers' 25-year, $8.35 billion Charter deal, sitting on the balance sheets of 5 life insurance companies tied to or controlled by the Dodgers' own ownership group.
i.e. the Dodgers get a sweetheart deal on their TV rights from a media company their owners co-own, financed by insurance companies those same owners control.
Because ownership sits on both sides, as borrower and lender, the setup functions as a closed loop:
-When RSNs hit turbulence, banks enforce covenants or force restructuring. Here the lenders are insurers the owners manage, so the capital stays patient and cash flow to the team never gets choked.
-MLB taxes net local revenue at 34% but allows deductions for debt service and interest tied to running the network. Carrying $1.45 billion in media debt on AMP's balance sheet generates interest expense that shrinks reportable net TV income and the resulting revenue-sharing bill.
Then there's the payroll itself. Over $1 billion of it is deferred, owed to 9 players through 2047. Pushing that cash out frees up money today, some of which is going toward servicing that same debt, and kicks the actual bill to a stretch of decades many of today's owners won't be around for.
LA built a (seemingly illegal) structure that captures its own interest yield, shelters TV income from league revenue sharing, and helps fund payroll dominance in the process.
The only downside to moving is I miss my semi-feral cat, Tater Tot. Too feral to bring with me, but a sweet and loyal goober. Rationalizing getting a tortie kitten.




























