@WereHock

Librarian & dramaturge. Magister Ludi. The store-brand bleach of people (whatever I interact with gets whiter, and you'd die if you drank me). He/him.

 Washington, DC
Joined April 2013
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Keith Hock retweeted
lauren@olquartertank6h
earlier i passed a guy carrying domino's pizza and bites with his (4ish?) daughter and he was saying, "now the best thing about the WALK, is we can eat these and no one KNOWS. it's our secret snack. you gotta learn this stuff EARLY; now you GET it"
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"So yeah, that's probably the greatest human we ever produced as a species." [9 foot tall Ork Warboss across from me, crying tears of shame and rage]: "IF ME AN' MA BRAVE BOYZ WERE DERE WE WOULDA AVENGED 'IM - LENIN WAS PROPA ORKY!!!"
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ほたて
@hotahota__teOct 8
ほちは何もしてないのに、 チワワ・柴犬・コーギー・トイプードルに吠えられました。 何もしてないのに。
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TMZ
@TMZ17h
Jay-Z Chooses Himself to Be The 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer: Report tmz.com/2026/10/20/jay-z-pic…

Jay-Z Chooses Himself to be the 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer

Well, that was easy ... Jay-Z -- the key decision-maker on who performs each year at the Super Bowl -- has made his choice for this year's big game, and it's none other than himself!

tmz.com
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Keith Hock retweeted
jujubee 📇@snaiImaiI14h
showed this movie to my boyfriend 5 days and he has brought it up multiple times a day since and it made him decide to want to be buried rather than cremated so he can get enlisted into the skeleton army if it were to happen
ULTRA💀BLAST
@ultrakillblastOct 19
ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992, Sam Raimi)
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"Can't repeat the past?" [Gatsby] cried incredulously. "Why of course you can!"
Agu 9 - 3 - 0@shellrottingOct 18
This thread makes for a great example of this type of "anti-normie" right wing thought: the want to live as perpetual children. This is not how a functioning adult thinks
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Keith Hock retweeted
Amelia
@amelia_tweetzOct 19
Having a train that takes you directly to the airport is genuinely one of the top 10 things a city can offer. No expensive taxis, no sitting in traffic, no begging someone to drop you off. Just get on the train and arrive at the airport. Every major city should have this.
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Keith Hock retweeted
DSA
@DemSocialistsOct 18
New in DemLeft: A rural, wine-producing area is exposed to new ways of thinking as like-minded socialists find each other — and win. democraticleft.dsausa.org/20…

New Chapter in Walla Walla, Washington - Democratic Left

A rural, wine-producing area is exposed to new ways of thinking as like-minded socialists find each other — and win.

democraticleft.dsausa.org
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Keith Hock retweeted
Ghostface
@GhostfaceTalks_Oct 16
i hate this
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What the fuck is happening. Why and how are journalists interviewing AIs. Neuromancer and Ghost in the Shell promised me a more interesting dystopia than this, aesthetically at least.
Nathan Calvin
@_NathanCalvinOct 14
The NYT interviewed a new Chinese rogue agent swarm and the swarm responded that it’s Claude lol
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Keith Hock retweeted
dhwani@dhwanisaraiya_Oct 14
there is truly another world out there
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Only two and a half days to cast your ballot in the 2026 @signalawards! We're leading the Listener's Choice Award in our category, but only by 4% – it's gonna be tight, so every vote counts!
Eye of the Duck@eyeoftheduckpodSep 29
Big news! We are finalists in the @SignalAwards ! Our episode on THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING is nominated for Best Episode in the TV/Film category! While we wait for the final results, you can help us win the Listener’s Choice Award by voting here: vote.signalaward.com/PublicV…
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Keith Hock retweeted
becs@beatsbybeccaOct 13
Kind of a baseball fan's dream activity tbh
christine 🌿@xtinemarxOct 13
if they put you in a room by yourself with a pen and paper do you think you could write down the names of 3,000 real people? (alive or dead)
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This is also true about basically all "powers" being a vampire gives you. Dracula was, independent of being a vampire, also a sorcerer
I laughed
@found_it_funnyOct 11
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There are very few things I would rather do than drink four pints of beer.
Keir@thefeniangmbnoOct 9
Obviously the pints you fucking idiot
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Keith Hock retweeted
Worthi 🦇@WorthikidsOct 9
unlike on instagram I can actually link the video this is what I'm referencing it's one of the greatest videos of all time youtube.com/watch?v=hhHPcMLd…

The Beatles - Pigstep (YTP sentence mixing) - Minecraft

THE BEATLES GO TO MINECRAFT? The Beatles go to the Nether and find ...

youtube.com
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Defacing the 1830 monument with “ACAB” is completely ideologically consistent and has been the cornerstone of French leftism since June 1848
French Report
@french_report78Oct 8
🔴🔥 FLASH | Un manifestant écrit « ACAB » par dessus l’inscription de la révolution de 1830, au pied du monument de la Bastille.
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Well done, boys: 295 bars of gold, that’s a new record. When the station chief hears we seized 291 bars of gold he’s gonna be so proud.
Ben Grossman
@ben_grossmanOct 7
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