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I love the phrase "bear with me" because it can either mean "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"
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perguntei pra minha priminha de 6 anos qual é o maior número do mundo e ela falou tipo:
- “570”
com uma cara assim
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I advised a friend to tell a white lie to get out of an awkward situation and now I keep getting calls from this number. What do I do??
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In your twenties there may be love. It's very important to ignore this love and pursue a Masters instead.
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we would never give out headphones
The future of travelling with @ryanair and if by any chance your foot size is more than 10/11 an extra 15% of the ticket price will be charged to you.




























