@WellMyNamesKyle

go ask grok what your parents did that caused you to end up here, you half-wit.

Joined December 2017
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Dudes who wear whoop watches be like I really enjoy sucking dick and I’m gay as fuck
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In the last five years “reasoning from first principles” quietly became one of the most intellectually dishonest things someone could say
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How many hugs did it cost to *think* you were having someone murdered?
Ross Ulbricht
@RealRossU4 Apr 2025
In prison, I had to pay a dollar for a hug. My wife visited me every week for years, and I would buy photo tickets for us for $1 each. We didn't need the photos. We had plenty. I just bought the tickets for the hugs. This stack is a small fraction of all the photos we took.
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My reaction to @JeffreyGoldberg being in the secret Signal chat when @PeteHegseth reveals when the bombs will drop
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yeah but its a fuckin' sweet car
Western Lensman
@WesternLensman25 Mar 2025
The New Face of the Democrat Party: Jasmine Crockett calls TX Gov Greg Abbott “Governor Hot Wheels." Abbott has been in a wheelchair since he was paralyzed in an accident in 1984.
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Public service: If, say a politician, calls 2nd Corinthians "Two Corinthians" or if an NBA owner calls the NBA Finals the "championship games", then it is possible you are being conned. There are always little tells to reveal that they don't actually know ball.
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The city of Dallas loves you @luka7doncic. Please torch the Mavs moving forward. Poverty ass franchise. We're with you.
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I hate mark stone so fucking much
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Dude. If that’s a proper call , this sport is massively fucked up.
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A terrible day 😞
Patrick Collison
@patrickc23 Jun 2020
Becoming the preeminent locus of agglomeration for the world's plucky up-and-comers has been one of the US's greatest achievements and most potent advantages.
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Tucker Carlson is perhaps the best living example that at the core of every racist is a coward.
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Kobe learned Slovenian so he could talk 7 seconds of shit to Luka Doncic on the off chance he inbounded the ball near him. Psychopath. Miss him terribly
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Two thousand six hundred fifty two! Ah ah ah!
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When you're attacking FBI agents because you're under criminal investigation, you're losing xitter.cf/politicalwire/status/7…
Taegan Goddard
@politicalwire3 Nov 2016
‘The FBI Is Trumpland’ politicalwire.com/2016/11/03… via @politicalwire

‘The FBI Is Trumpland’

"Deep antipathy to Hillary Clinton exists within the FBI, multiple bureau sources have told the Guardian, spurring a rapid series of leaks damaging to her campaign just days before the election."

politicalwire.com
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The only innocent person who has acted as guilty as Trump is right now was Naz in the first episode of The Night Of (Note: Naz isn’t a real person, Trump is)
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