@Well2daMax

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📍Deva Stadium, Sealand @ChesterFC 🆚 @MarineAFC PLEASE stop using the utterly broken PA system.
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Surely this is going to kill the local Selfridges
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Replying to @gingerrtom
This man was thrown out of Wetherspoons in Northampton for being dressed like a nob.
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The Brits have lost the plot
The Bagman 🍻🎩🎊@yatesy_oi_oi23h
Replying to @WETHERSP00NS
My son is a manager of a spoons. At 11am on the 11th. The doors to the pub are closed. The bar stops selling drinks and 2 mins of silence is observed to remember all those who gave their lives in all conflicts. Obviously you dont know how pub watch works.
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Wetherspoons #182 The Square Bottle, Chester
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Not sure why but there are **NINETEEN** Wetherspoons specials discounts at the Square Bottle in Chester right now
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None of them working on the app. Able to order at the bar but it took a lot of insisting that a small fish and chips with an alcoholic drink is in fact £6.82 They’ve actually increased it to £8.82 in the app since then!
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When do you wake up?
65%7:00am or earlier
18%7:00am-7:59am
12%8:00am-8:59am
6%9:00am or later
17 votes • 6 hours
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Meant to be 6:59am or earlier - if you have a 7am alarm then it’s 7am-7:59am
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When do you go to sleep?
78%10:59pm or earlier
0%11:00pm-11:59pm
11%12:00am-12:59am
11%1:00am or later
9 votes • 6 hours
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Well I’m not getting off here…
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̶N̶o̶r̶t̶h̶w̶i̶c̶h̶ ̶(̶A̶)̶ Chester v Marine
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Every time I have to cross a road I get very sympathetic towards the IRA’s car bombing campaign
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Seems I’m not the first #trooper to have been sat in this seat on the bus. Whoever was at the back of the 110 before me, you’re class, but choose a better beer.
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Went to Widnes before our away game at Northwich Vics (played at Runcorn Linnets) Game got called off. Have to get the fastest route to Chester for a backup game…
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Feel like there’s a very obvious 4th here
The92Bible
@The92Bible21h
Which of these 4 Manchester EFL sides are the biggest 👀⁉️
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£10 says they #shagged after this photo
Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧
@TRobinsonNewEraOct 25
Security lads have turned up for tomorrow , no it’s not AI
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Lads I’m not being funny
Northwich Victoria F.C
@NorthwichVicsFC20h
𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍! There will be a pitch inspection due to the recent deluge of rain. A decision will be posted when we know.
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someone who lives 160 miles away in rotheram and hasnt been to london since the olympics is absolutely fuming rn
Tom Edwards@BBCTomEdwardsOct 26
Oxford Street now
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@botzarelli23h
The pedestrianisation of Oxford Street is a godsend for cabbies. They can combine two favourite activities. Taking tourists on the most convoluted route to Selfridges to rack up a fare while having an extra 15 minutes to rant about Sadiq Khan.
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