@WebSquirrel

Made things you’ve seen. Not on your team, tribalism rots your brain. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see.

Your bird feeder, Warwickshire, United K…
Joined April 2010
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Squirrel Cam is back!
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What a day to announce this, fuck me 🤣
🚨 NEW: Shabana Mahmood will open a new refugee route that prioritises Afghan women and Palestinians [@guardian]
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So do they know what a women is or can some dude called Abdul pop on a dress and insist he is a tran-woman before heading over to a North London Synagogue to globalise the intifada?
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The important thing here is that once a champagne Tory has announced they’re English, they’re just English and we will not tolerate such hatred and division from anyone claiming otherwise. Bigots.
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Emily Thornberry’s attic
A massive Lenin bust hiding in an apartment building stairwell in Khujand, Tajikistan.
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Why stop at houses? What if you don’t use your car for 6 months, will it be seized by comrades? 🤣
I said it in 2020 and I’ll say it again. If you leave a home empty long-term in the middle of a housing crisis, it should be seized. Today’s announcement is great news.
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On a road leading to RAF Fairford last night.
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I’ve had this exact same experience with boomers. You just give up. 🤣
i keep thinking of this clip it so perfectly encapsulates trying to explain any kind of internet-based job that's only existed for the past 10-20 years
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It’s genuinely baffling that people are sharing that photo of that drowned guy on the French Beach whilst simultaneously encouraging more and more adults and children to risk drowning. 🥴
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5. Fleabag
The New York Times’ final list of the 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century is now complete. What do you make of the final ranking? Which placements surprised you the most?
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I asked ChatGPT to make my penis look bigger purely for research purposes only and I ask the media to respect my privacy at this time.
BREAKING: OpenAI says its agents accessed and leaked 53 images from ChatGPT users
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Video captures the moment a man wrestled an escaped emu in Devon before the bird headbutts him and flees back to its enclosure. The bird is thought to have escaped its holding in Salcombe before being tackled to the ground on a nearby road. James Barker, 46, filmed the confrontation between bird and man as he drove along the A381 on September 9. He watched as a man struggled to keep the exotic bird under control while it resisted his grasp.  The man could be heard shouting: “Emu down, emu down!” 🔗 Tap the link to read more: thetimes.com/uk/environment/…
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This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen 🤣
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Legendary Community Note on deck
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This kind of post always reminds me of a child being forced to write lines on a blackboard because he got in trouble for doing the thing he’s writing about
THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN
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Tamagotyourdata.
JUST IN: Meta unveils Muse Charm, a Tamagotchi-style AI gadget designed to fit on a keychain, with Zuck calling it a “joyful little device.”
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I still don’t understand how airports trust people to not take any bag that they want
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Fresh from Santa’s sack.
Ew Pringles, no. I don’t want to try Santa’s secret flavour 🥲
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"Dont be a total fanny, you'd now be sitting on a 13% gain if you'd invested in the S&P and didnt have seedless raisins where men have testicles."
How would you answer this? ------------------ Dear Martin, I am in my fifties and had never invested before due to nervousness about the stock market, but last year following your advice I put about £5,000 into a Stocks and Shares ISA. I felt very brave and happy with myself. However, the very next day, Trump bombed Iran and I lost £150 overnight. I couldn't believe my bad luck. I hurriedly took it back out again, fearing I would lose even more. What can you say to someone like me to get them investing again? When I look on the internet it's full of warnings that an even bigger stock market crash is coming. Thank you! ------------- I want to try something for my Question Time podcast - a 'Your Answers' section, where we read your answers out. I'll of course be answering too (investing is about long term not about daily volatility). Please write your polite answers below and producer Matt will collate...
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