Patrick O'hara (Web-Slinger)

"In a world full up on evil... I aim to do a little good." Howdy folks, Pat O'Hara here. - Earth-31913 - First Spider-RP - No Lewd - Get along, little Spidey

"Chin up, partner. Sometimes life throws you a tumbleweed, and the only thing you can do is let it run you down. You can always get up again, no problemo."

He's mighty confused. "I just heard a fella say that a certain kinda music ain't 'real'. If it's a musical sound, then what the hell would it be if not music?"

What in Sam Hill is a movie?

Where in the Sam Hill is all the meat and noodles? This here is horse food.

What is the West if not freedom persevering?

"And I envy you, city slicker, what with your bacon cheeseburgers and reality television. What a life of luxury!"

"A man don't need much more than his horse. Long as he's got his guns and his horse, he's got everything."

"What, may I ask, is a "Helicarrier"?"

"Yes sir. Explorer Onika Tanya Maraj coined the term in my world but too long ago. She's a swell gal, likes to sing in saloons."

"Ain't no radio in my world. Only have a little experience with it from visiting y'all during that inheritor business. So no, I'm reckonin' he ain't got no podcast."

As the sun starts to set, Patrick lays a hand on Widow's neck and says, "Sun's gettin' real low, partner. Let's head home." He hops into his saddle and clucks, and Widow picks up a trot as they ride off into the sunset.

"What in tarnation is a podcast?"

"He runs a pig farm on my Earth so... It is mighty fittin'."

"Shoot, ain't that Old Man Jameson in @CrawlerPig's Earth?"

"I believe that's Western American Pioneering, partner."

"Son... You've got problems."

"Son, if I can give you but one word of advice it is to never get between a girl and her toys. Round my parts there's a woman who works for the feds, name of Natasha, who's got these wicked little weapons she uses. I touched it once and I damn near ate through a straw for weeks."

Y'all I've just heard a song from your world called "Ironic". Ain't much that she says that is ironic. Is that the point? Is that there doing called Ironic because it is, itself, ironic?