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𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴. #𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘙𝘗 (THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT)

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MIGUEL O'HARA — SPIDER-MAN 2099 - 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 - 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 - 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐑𝐏 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐕 - 𝐀𝐔 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 -𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐒𝐞𝐦𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳
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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ ⠀
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/ not to sound desperate, but please feel free to interact with me, I don't bite unless we're friends 🙂‍↕️ also, my dms are always open for plotting and general chatting
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𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐄𝐎-𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐌
𝙄 *𝘼𝙈* 𝘽𝘼𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉 !
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| Replies coming tomorrow! I tended to my OCs first upon my return! They take priority in this regard. But Miguel will return!
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| Long replies coming real soon! I have not forgotten!
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He has a good feeling he won’t get tired of either.
That is very comforting to know. Darcy fervently hopes Miguel never gets tired of her cooking. Or her.
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As long as it’s her, he might just never get tired.
Well... it might get repetitive to *bake* nothing else. She has so many good recipes. Like her tía Marta's famous tres leches cake! Or her Bubbe Parkovich's cinnamon babka!
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Get sick of them? Nonsense. He will request for nothing but creampies with her, to his heart’s content.
Good idea! Hopefully he won't get sick of them after awhile. Of course, he can always request something else! She just wants to see him happy 😊
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It would probably best to do different cream pies then.
Wonderful!! She can pick up the ingredients to make him one today! Does he have a favorite? He seems like a lemon pie kinda guy. Not too sweet. A little sour.
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How fortuitous, considering he enjoys cream pies. A lot.
Indeed! There's so many to choose from even that would be a hard decision. Banana, blueberry, lemon, chocolate silk, coconut, cherry, pistachio.... There are *countless* varities to make if you're imaginative enough. Like layering chocolate, cherry and pistachio for spumoni pie!
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Did she say cream pie?
She's going to have her work cut out for her, making him so many things to sample. Cupcakes for now. Cookies next. Then flan. Then maybe a fruit pie, or tart. Then some kind of cream pie. Banana or chocolate silk. Then a nut pie. Piñon is her favorite— He's going to get chubby.
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He’ll just have to taste it then. His sweet tooth will pass judgment.
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Right, right. Can never go wrong with desserts.
She *is* a little sweetie pie! And innocent as angel food cake, of course.
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He’ll have his fill, of that he is sure. He would never admit it, but she was delicious. Her treats too.
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ᅠ⠀⠀ 🕸️ ‘ ༚ ◌ ⠀⠀˖⠀ ݁ 𝕾𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 ⠀ 𝑻𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 ⠀ — ⠀ 𝑩𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 ⠀ 𝑫𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 ⠀ WHILE ⠀ ❪ 𝑺͟𝑻͟𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑲͟𝑰͟𝑵͟𝑮͟ ❫ ﹒ they⠀ never ⠀ see ⠀ me ⠀ coming 。 ⠀﹒ ✦. ༉ ⠀ ᅠ⠀
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Is this a bad time to get in the way of fucking up your lungs? Get your ass over here, 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰." His ox-like arms were crossed beneath his chest as he looked them over. Tactical armor. Tactical weaponry. Could be a private army? --
“ Oh right, I forgot, whenever I’m involved, it’s my fault. How dare I forget? “ Pete heard the footsteps of the one he’d just finished pummeling along with the unsheathing of a knife. An elbow was sent back, right as he’d near the spider, resulting in a violent crack of both—
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-- Or the criminals have a very generous benefactor. Maybe he's wrong altogether.
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