@Web3Sammy

Decentralized Finance 💵 | $ETH Bull Turned #Bitcoin Maxi | Co-Founder of @CowsVAliens

Joined February 2022
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The IRS will tax people on Venmo transactions over $600. Hey Biden, what happened to taxing the rich and looking out for the little guy?
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GameStop NFT Marketplace: “We can offer you $2.95”
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“Your honor, my client did say he was sorry”
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“Hey Mr. Investor, how are your little coins doing? Are you a millionaire yet?”
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Me in 2065 telling my grandkids how I invested in ElonCumRocket Coin back before crypto was cool
NFTs be like:
And the cycle continues…
“You’re the only one that owns this JPEG”
When every crypto is pumping except your bags:
Family: Are you making money with your crypto investments?
New crypto investors looking at their portfolio every 45 seconds:
Crypto mfs be like:
2010s: Someone must be growing 🍃 2020s: Someone must be mining crypto
People who have been holding crypto since 2016 right now:
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