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Jack Hammer

@Weasel_NES

Jack Hammer, AKA Weasel. Hacker, Gamer, Weapon Maker. I'm a Merc's best friend... THE Merc's best friend. #Imperium parody

 @AShadeOfDeath's Nerd Lover
Joined June 2012
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"No Wade, I don't want to watch a Golden Girls Marathon with you now... and how did you get into my apartment this time?" - Not new to Weasel, but added super nerd spin. - Return after long Hiatus - Semi-Para RPer - Writer is 21+ - Serious/Crack - #MarvelRP/#MVRP - Like and RT?
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You cannot perceive the techie unless you have fourth wall powers.
((Broadcasting my hero OC on all my accounts.))
Tommy Caldios aka Elemento (@TommyCaldios) profile pictureTommy Caldios aka Elemento@TommyCaldios20 Jun 2022
The Elementalist was walking down the streets as he took a deep breath in the warm air. A ringtone hit his ear, the sounds of Messij by Cold Storage ringing for a bit before he reaches into his pocket and answers. "Hello." >"Hello."< He stops his walk suddenly, the voice-
He heads over to get her some wine. "I don't drink it normally, but I do have a thing or two."
𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 (@AShadeOfDeath) profile picture𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏@AShadeOfDeath31 May 2022
"Oooh, a very good start actually. I could go for some wine."
"Shall I give my genius rating? GUESS WHO IS LAST."
"... Honestly, killing Marvel Heroes was a mistake, you hear me, Disney?"
He walks over to her. "Hmm, how to get a beautiful woman to open her mouth... Food and drinks sound like a start."
𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 (@AShadeOfDeath) profile picture𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏@AShadeOfDeath30 May 2022
Cue a soft laugh followed by a playful grin. "You just might~"
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He gives a light chuckle. "Oh really? I have to get you to loosen the tongue?"
𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 (@AShadeOfDeath) profile picture𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏@AShadeOfDeath29 May 2022
"Now that is for you to figure out."
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"Deadpool almost beat Dragon's Lair, this is true, but the game was guiding him."
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"It's a cockroach, just use a fucking forcefield."
"... I am here."
"Oh, there's no way to unseal them?"
𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 (@AShadeOfDeath) profile picture𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏@AShadeOfDeath27 May 2022
"My lips are sealed, handsome."
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"... Oh, really now?"
𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 (@AShadeOfDeath) profile picture𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏@AShadeOfDeath27 May 2022
"Hmmm, I shall never tell."
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"That is a big grin, what are you thinking about?"
𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 (@AShadeOfDeath) profile picture𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏@AShadeOfDeath25 May 2022
Big grin.
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Whew.... damn.
𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 (@AShadeOfDeath) profile picture𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏@AShadeOfDeath25 May 2022
Cue her just moving close and placing kisses all over that cute face. 💕
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A blush on his face, but he blows a kiss back.
𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 (@AShadeOfDeath) profile picture𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏@AShadeOfDeath24 May 2022
Blowing a small kiss.
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"... The quest for a perfect sandwich. I don't know, just you know, a multiversal group of you... Sure this won't turn into an 'evil vs good' scenario where you all fight each other?"
𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋! (SEEN UR MOM) (@MercForCash) profile picture𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋! (SEEN UR MOM)@MercForCash24 May 2022
“ you’re not? Then why are you even here?! ”
"Wait what, why do I have to find more of you? I'm not some multiversal Wade Beacon."
𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋! (SEEN UR MOM) (@MercForCash) profile picture𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋! (SEEN UR MOM)@MercForCash24 May 2022
“ Jack, buddy ol’ Pal! Go find me DEADPOOLS! ”
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".... Huh."
𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋! (SEEN UR MOM) (@MercForCash) profile picture𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋! (SEEN UR MOM)@MercForCash24 May 2022
“ Alright other me’s I think it’s time we cause a bit of chaos. Time for the Official 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 Group Chat to commence! We need ALL of us! ” 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐉𝐎𝐈𝐍
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"Anyways, I'm just staring at the TV."
"Play Deadpool the Video Game."
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