I plan to start dressing only in the ridiculously incredible outfits worn by Elizabeth Harmon in The Queen’s Gambit, so if anyone is looking to buy some lightly used 31x32” men’s trousers please hit me up.

It's a shame I'm not a fan of Guinness, because otherwise I could make these 4PM beverage transitions from coffee to beer without getting a new glass.

We’ll know we’ve finally reached the end of brand collaborations when you see a box at the grocery store that says “Frosted Flakes X Head and Shoulders”. #frostedflakes #headandshoulders

I bet the people who lived through Watergate never thought they’d see something like it again. And I bet they REALLY didn’t think that most of them would side with the criminal the second time around. @realDonaldTrump

You can never truly know how flexible people are until you’ve seen them contort themselves to defend #DonaldTrump.

If words in normal conversations had the same meaning as they do in real estate listings, then every time a guy was described as "charming," it would mean that he's under four feet tall.

A novelty t-shirt is a socially acceptable way to wear a low IQ score on your chest.

Looking for a masculine way to say, "I'm a sucker for contrast stitching."

One sign that @wnyc is influencing your 6-year-old: when he thinks something is crazy/weird, he says that it’s “Freakonomic.” @freakonomics

Important denim guideline: Never wear button-fly to a bar crawl.

If you see a person rubbing their stomach in public, ask them if they’re making a wish.

People who have a face for radio can still look down on people who have a face for shortwave radio.

Three or more indistinguishable varieties of iceberg lettuce does not qualify as mixed greens.

Falling asleep on an airplane is the same as passing out drunk. You wake up groggy, sore, dehydrated and wearing all your clothes.

Where can you see a guy riding an electric pallet jack as though it's a car, along with traffic? If you guessed Chinatown NYC, you're right.

Old NYC taxis never die, they just go to White Plains. #coveredinducttape

Thanks to M.K. for turning me on to Ze Frank's Diary of a Sad Cat. ow.ly/kVtnO

PetaPixel: "NYC By Bike" — photographer Tom Olesnevich attached his DSLR to the underside of his bicycle. ow.ly/fNnSu

The final Kodak moment: Photographer charts slow death of his industry with eerie images of factory demolitions. ow.ly/fcphF

If pigs realized the astonishing amount ham that was being consumed in Europe, they would surely begin a slow walk towards Israel.