Sports Commentator & voice over, football kits, football memorabilia, Cockapoo Owner (Frosty),Vegetarian, Former DJ (Jesterbear).

Nomansland, Wiltshire
Joined September 2011
Everton are the only team to win 2-2 one week and lose 2-2 the next.
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@BritishParking great scam from @parkingeye_cs so I visit Fleet services on successive days travelling back from London but their ANPR conveniently didn’t record me leaving on the 1st day & arriving again the next day! As a result I get £100 fine for being parked 18 hours
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Appeal turned down despite me having a parking ticket showing my car was parked somewhere else during this time! They reduced the fine to £20 so almost admitting they’re in the wrong! They won’t be getting a penny and I won’t be visiting fleet services again! #conartists
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The Dutch have huge pride in their orange identity, fans are dressed head to toe in the colour, yet here they are wearing blue. Ludicrous. #POLNED 🇵🇱🇳🇱
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“You scratch my back & I’ll scratch yours” Love this time of year in the @NewForestNPA with all the new arrivals settling in 😃
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I’m sorry @AirportSchiphol but well over an hour to get through security and passport control at a modern airport is completely unacceptable (actually pathetic) & could’ve been avoided as there were 4x as many lanes closed as open! #needlessqueueing
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Who are Bournemouth playing against tonight???? 🤦🏻🤦🏻 ⁦@KitCrimes⁩ ⁦@awaykitwatch⁩
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Found this nice bit of memorabilia from quite a famous tournament! Interesting it was the Jules Rimet Cup World Championships! So does that mean England haven’t actually won a tournament called the World Cup 🤔#1966 #worldcup #England
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REALLY!!!! 😂We can’t even use half the roads after 9pm, have to pay again in certain “Low emission”areas and most of them are full of pot holes! What is road tax actually for???
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Wayne Boyce retweeted
This clip highlights the illogical thinking of Sadiq Khan. He wants the expansion of Ulez to encourage more Londoners to use public transport. @HenryRiley1 went to check the air quality on the underground network, he found that the air quality ranged from bad to hazardous.
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This is amazing!!!! Look who’s Fifth!!!
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Ninja dog.. 😂
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ULEZ is blatantly being used by Khan as a cash cow & nothing to do with clean air! Non compliant cars would just be outright banned if it was! When smoking was banned in indoor public places in 2007 I don’t remember the option to pay £12.50 to carry on smoking! 🤷🏽‍♂️#ULEZexpansion
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This shirt just had to be worn, the first time I commentated a Nagoya Grampus match this season! 1993 from the inaugural J league season! @KitCrimes @kit_geek @kitandbone @kit_culture @vftkitroom @TheShirtUnion @ForbiddenShirts @classicshirts
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This is awesome!!!! Design hasn’t dated one bit since the original🤩🤩
Vintage 👌
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Elastic bands!!! One of those things that’s always lying here there and everywhere around your house….. until you actually need one🤦🏻
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5 substitutions has to go!!! It adds absolutely nothing to the game except breaking up the tempo of the second half and so many players are brought on just for the sake of it!! An awful, awful rule🤦🏻
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Just wondering if you can actually do or buy anything these days without being sent a survey or asked to leave an online review afterwards! Even the GP Surgery and the dentist are at it now! 🤦🏻#sickofit #onlinereviews
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This prediction of mine is looking good 🥱🥱
EPL Ro££ of honour for next 10 years 2022/23 Man City, 2023/24 Man City 2024/25 Man City 2025/26 Man City 2026/27 Man City 2027/28 Man City 2028/29 Man City 2029/30 Man City 2030/31 Man City 2031/32 Man City Can’t wait for all that excitement to come??? ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🥱🥱🥱🥱
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Utterly pathetic that one rival fan can’t sit and watch the game without being attacked 🙄🤦🏻
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Never got to see a game here. Unfortunately, it's now been demolished and replaced by the Fiery Jake's Hot Sauce Arena. Shame about that.
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