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Overly Manly Man

@WayTooManly

More Manly than you will ever be.

 USA
Joined October 2012
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True And Wise@TrueAndWise22 Sep 2013
Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
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True And Wise@TrueAndWise22 Sep 2013
Life is too short not to enjoy it.
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True And Wise@TrueAndWise22 Sep 2013
Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
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A man hit me once...I was the last baby he ever delivered.
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Children? You mean, Fuck Trophies.
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Wire strippers? You mean, my finger nails.
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Inhaler? You mean, Cigar.
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Frost Bite? You mean, Ice Tan.
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Permanent scar? You mean "Free Tattoo".
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Best. Prank. Ever. bit.ly/10RlX4e #viralad
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I like my women like I like my coffee, steaming hot and all over my penis.
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Dubstep? You mean the sound my asshole makes when taking a shit?
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Assault rifles made illegal? Better keep my pants on then.
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Semen? You mean my girlfriend's eye drops?
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Donate blood? Hand me a bucket and a gun.
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Personality? You mean her tits?
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Chuck Norris? Never heard of her.
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Does the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine.
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3 steaks a day, fights off the gay.
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Kills two stones. With one bird.
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