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❝I'm a demon. Untrustworthy is in the job description you bloody moron.❞
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— Detailed/Lit.
RT?
[] Oh my god I'm so sorry I didn't realise I got this.
If you're still down, I'd love to RP with you!
"Hell. Bad parenting. Your son's? I become pretty close with Dean when he became a demon about a year back." xitter.cf/DaddyJohnW/status/7473…
"You know, I never got to meet you formally since you were dead and all, we should go out for drinks some time. Make up for lost time."
"And look at what the cat dragged in. Or perhaps I should say hellhound?
Mother, how have you been? Horrible I hope?"
"And nobody can outrun hellhounds; not forever. It would make for the perfect death. Painful and prolonged."
"She's a hellhound, she's born for slaughter, not torture. I couldn't care less about how quick she kills."
"Oh?" Crowley couldn't help but chuckle, finding his little outburst amusing. "Dear me, hit a nerve have I?" xitter.cf/HeavensNoodle/status/7…
"I've heard it's nothing but trouble. But, I'm feeling generous, I'll even erase the memories of your mom for free." xitter.cf/HeavensNoodle/status/7…
"Really?" Crowley raised a brow, smirking. "Come on now Kevin, you're smarter than that. My price never changes." xitter.cf/HeavensNoodle/status/7…
"You know you're better off asking a demon, say… the King of Hell.
Which just so happens to me, lucky you." xitter.cf/HeavensNoodle/status/7…
"There are parts of Hell even demons fear, sunshine. Don't think you're off the hook." xitter.cf/huntingunicorns/status…
"All of you lot are heading downstairs for the sex jokes regarding God.
Just thought I'd let you know."
"What? I'm just making her an offer." xitter.cf/AFatherToAll/status/74…


