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Joined March 2026
how to waste a VC's time 🧵
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i'm looking for a new opportunity! let's chat if you're interested!
------>>>>>>_______________   ∧_∧  | ex-founder / youtuber   |  ( •◡•)つ | looking for a new role!  |  |   つ  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  |   |  し ⌒J what i build since 15 y/o : - Japan's first fashion YouTube channel (1m views) - World's first on-chain retail ($500k run rate) - AI-native search engine for resale ($1.5m raised) - AI micro-drama / launch videos (100k+ views) After my 1st startup, I've been working at startups with complex products as the #1 non-technical hire to make their first revenue. I wear every hat except engineering. - 24/7 customer support (Discord) - launch videos, tutorial videos - user calls - sales calls / field sales - influencer partnerships - fundraising - hiring - vibe-coding demos / landing pages to own everything about growth. I'm looking to join a team building smth really hard, impactful, and exciting. Got a chip on my shoulder, and I'm ready to grind! Here's a detailed intro below ↓ 🧵
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------>>>>>>_______________   ∧_∧  | ex-founder / youtuber   |  ( •◡•)つ | looking for a new role!  |  |   つ  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  |   |  し ⌒J what i build since 15 y/o : - Japan's first fashion YouTube channel (1m views) - World's first on-chain retail ($500k run rate) - AI-native search engine for resale ($1.5m raised) - AI micro-drama / launch videos (100k+ views) After my 1st startup, I've been working at startups with complex products as the #1 non-technical hire to make their first revenue. I wear every hat except engineering. - 24/7 customer support (Discord) - launch videos, tutorial videos - user calls - sales calls / field sales - influencer partnerships - fundraising - hiring - vibe-coding demos / landing pages to own everything about growth. I'm looking to join a team building smth really hard, impactful, and exciting. Got a chip on my shoulder, and I'm ready to grind! Here's a detailed intro below ↓ 🧵
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these little founder stories by @190k are so gud
how to get a $300B idea 🧵 | true story
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How to be a Tier-3 VC 🧵
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4/ In 2020, Airbnb went public. At its peak, $100B+. That 10% stake would now be worth over $2B.
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5/ Years later at SXSW, Chesky was asked what he'd say to the smoothie VC. "He should have finished his smoothie." Follow us for a new short from @Watch_Velocity. Tech dramas, made with AI.
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Check out the new work of my friend!
how to get a $300B idea 🧵 | true story
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how to get a $300B idea 🧵 | true story
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9/9 Marc built a home on the same island. He goes back often. The dolphins are still there.
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I produce tech dramas by AI. Follow me if you're interested in an AI era of The Social Network, WeCrashed, and SuperPumped!
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