Poet. But with air quotes.

Charleston, SC
Joined May 2009
It’s not that I don’t like Buc-ee’s. It’s that I don’t like who I become in Buc-ee’s.
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or we could just livestream the epstein files
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jesus: *dying on the cross* conservative christians: “we should live stream this”
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When you have a 3hr layover in DC, you take your son for falafel in Georgetown. It’s what you do.
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My wife when I add Jet Dry to the Amazon order.
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I’ve never wanted anything less than a foldable iPhone
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My kids school had a foam night. If this doesn’t scream Spring Break ‘02, I don’t know what does. – at Charleston, SC
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Lake America Ontario Again (am I doing this right?)
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Watching The West Wing on 2x speed is wild.
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Proud contributor of exactly $0 of solana:6p6xgHyF7AeE6TZkSmFsko444wqoP15icUSqi2jfGiPN coin
BREAKING: President Trump earned more than $1 billion from cryptocurrency and his $TRUMP, according to his personal financial disclosure released on Tuesday per Reuters
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Not that anyone asked but, this is not okay.
BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk, per MW The typical American household has a median net worth of roughly $192,900. Elon Musk’s fortune sits at approximately $1.2 Trillion, while Jeff Bezos has a net worth of about $247 Billion. The distance between Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk is a staggering $953 Billion, whereas the distance between the typical American and Jeff Bezos is roughly $246.8 Million.
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Phil Canipe retweeted
BREAKING: More Americans think the moon landing was faked than approve of Congress
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I am not an economist but why are we taxing labor and not AI?
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Republican first, Christian second.
I had received some questions about President @realDonaldTrump's recent posts, and here are my thoughts: I do not believe President Trump would knowingly depict himself as Jesus Christ—that would certainly be inappropriate. I’m thankful the President has made it very clear that this was not at all what he thought the AI-generated image was representing—he thought it was a doctor helping someone, and when he learned of the concerns, he immediately removed the post. When I looked at the illustration, I didn’t jump to the same conclusion as some. There were no spiritual references—no halo, there were no crosses, no angels. It was a flag, soldiers, a nurse, fighter planes, eagles, the Statue of Liberty, and I think this is a lot to do about nothing. There is so much ill-intended speculation. I think his enemies are always foaming at the mouth at any possible opportunity to make him look bad. And the illustration from someone else he reposted on Truth Social yesterday, I must say that I like the fact that this is a picture of Jesus whispering in his ear, or at least His hand on his shoulder, guiding him. We all need that—we all need to be listening to Jesus. Again, I think there is an attempt to spin this into something that it isn’t. Remember, President Trump didn’t draw this, he didn’t create it, he reposted it on his social media because he thought it was nice—I would have to agree. I’m not a Catholic, I’m an evangelical, but I appreciate how President Trump has defended religious freedom for people of all faiths, including millions of evangelicals and Catholics in the U.S. and around the world. He is the most pro-Christian, pro-life president in my lifetime, and he doesn’t shy away from it. I would hope that the President and Pope Leo can meet at some point, and that the Pope would have the opportunity to thank the President for his efforts to protect religious liberty for Catholics and people of all faiths.
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Statement by President George W. Bush on Robert Mueller: "Laura and I are deeply saddened by the loss of Robert Mueller. Bob dedicated his life to public service. As a Marine in Vietnam, he proved he was ready for tough assignments. He earned a Bronze Star and a Purple Heart before returning home to pursue law. In 2001, only one week into the job as the 6th Director of the F.B.I., Bob transitioned the agency mission to protecting the homeland after September 11. He led the agency effectively, helping prevent another terrorist attack on U.S. soil. Laura and I send our heartfelt sympathy to his wife of nearly 60 years, Ann, and the Mueller family."
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Chuck Norris puts the laughter in slaughter.
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God asked for 8 days to create the universe. Chuck Norris gave him 7.
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When I first launched my business in 2011, I flew almost exclusively @united. A couple years in, I switched to Southwest for the customer service and the points. Now, 15 years later, I only fly @Delta. They are far and away the best airline for business class travel.
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Phil Canipe retweeted
After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.
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Winter solstice is the longest day of the year.
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