Wasted Waitress

If you can’t breathe with a face mask on, then you obviously have never had a girl sit on your face.

Is it just me, or is anyone else worried about their ears permanently flairing out bc of these masks?? Yes, I’m vain:/

Just a PSA Do not, I repeat do not date a coworker. You can fu** and release them, just like the hostesses. But, do not get into a relationship. I speak from experience. Who amI kidding- I cant stop. Won’t stop.

We servers are so tired. Tired of wearing a mask. Tired of hearing about items we no longer have. Tired of the xtra cleaning. So very tired of not making 20%

Holy crap, I’ve only been MIA for 2 years. I’m still wasted & I’m still serving. Also, I can rock the f*** out of my mask!

One of my managers invited me to his daughter’s graduation party. No other staff member was invited.... kinda weird, I gave him an envelope with cash. So awkward, but not worth my manager hating me over. @willpayfortables

I just feel like I can’t fake another smile today- plz Restaurant Gods, just give me a fu**ing break?!?

I have work in 30 minutes. Yea, that’s enough time for a another bottle of sake

On my break from my double shift. Doubles for the price of singles. 😍😍

I think, I over did it on the margaritas last night..... Woke up naked, I have work in an hour & my head hurts.

We have a busser who can’t cary anything heavy, she’s always so tired, so hungry, and she sucks at her job! Dear Restaurant gods, please have this cunt fired ?

I would NEVER date a coworker who sucked at their job.....

It’s Monday.... the day half of the servers get cut bc it slow as f*** Not me, I NEVER get cut. Hmmm, I think I’m gonna make myself a margarita for work. #MondayMotivation

Sunday Funday #countryclubnola

I have work in 30 minutes. The second 1/2 of my double calls for another bottle of sake.... Getting my mind right:)

A coworker who is really good at their job is so SEXY & if they’re HOT too- game over!

When your table insists on buying you a drink

Customer left me a .60 tip. I threw it at the table, like I was shooting dice on a craps table. They complained to mngmnt- but, it was sooooo worth it!

Don’t know wtf happened..... I’ve been dealing with people trying to steel my account. Now, I’m not following anybody- not my doing. I’m. Back up tho :) Still wasted, still serving, & still f-ing up at wrk 😑 xitter.cf/eternalbitch77/status/…

After all of the at work cocktails I consumed on my double yesterday- this after work treat was worth the wait #bestbloodymary