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Clever as the devil and twice as pretty.

East Coast, USA
Joined May 2014
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You keep me safe, and I'll keep you wild. Promise.
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I'm working on a movie that's badly affected by the SAG strike - under an NDA so I can't say this publicly. The producers are considering finishing the film using stand-ins, replacing their faces with the actors' digital likenesses - exactly what the actors are striking about.
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These 17 ‘sh*tty cool guides’ are both informative and very funny thepoke.co.uk/2023/03/07/the…
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I only stay on Twitter for the DMs
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I wrote a very short story
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Just unfollowed a rugby player I once admired because he said players should sign waivers, accepting long term health issues, including brain damage, as a result of living out their dream, because the sport is brutal. Instead of looking for ways to improve safety. Fuck him.
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Any room can be a room with a view if you are in it.
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Never bet against the stupidest possible outcome.
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Yep, apparently everything is a joke. 🙄
Comedy is now legal on Twitter
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A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.
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The guy who never knows when to shut the fuck up takes the fifth. Oh the irony.
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We shouldn’t be seeing Matt Gaetz on stage insulting women’s looks, we should be seeing him arrested and convicted for child sex trafficking and for his role in seditious conspiracy.
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This man’s fury at a teacher giving out tampons will have you facepalming (and laughing) into next week #recap thepoke.co.uk/2022/04/14/thi…
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America is so messy. There's an entire industry of people on the lookout for whatever wound is the freshest so they can roughly poke their fingers inside of it for a couple days until they find one that's a little more raw.
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🔊 𝘝𝘖𝘓𝘜𝘔𝘌: 𝙐𝙋 Take it away, lads! 🎶 ⚫⚪ #COYH
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Rugby League. Best sport on the planet. Fact. – at Brompton-on-Swale, England
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Jesus Christ. Stranger Things. Don't say anything.
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So the next Bond super villain is gonna be the American Supreme Court?
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