@WashedUpTweeter

I am certain of nothing.

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Joined December 2011
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Movie posters should always look like this
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You got to put this dumb piece of shit down. Go Buckeyes.
Kirkwood & Dunn
@KirkwoodandDunnOct 15
Indiana dropping a commemorative Field Goal popcorn bucket for the Ohio State game is A+ trolling. 🫡
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This place doesn’t serve a purpose for me anymore. Good run but too much evil. End transmission.
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Clavicular interview will depress you to your core. There’s nothing in there.
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Sad Franks protest to change the Cracker Barrel logo back was wasted time
Matteo Piper Jenks 🧲 🇮🇹
@MattPiperJenksFeb 18
A waitress was rude to me and Frank led a peaceful storm out
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How can you not be romantic about looksmaxxing
Clavicular Updates
@Clav0UpdatesFeb 18
Clavicular was SHOCKED after the homeless guy he was going to looksmaxx said that he was a FAN 😭
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I’m sorry but the “homeless” guy being shocked and disgusted he doesn’t have a merch guy is killing me
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Sadly I think Elon buying Twitter was the online rapture and those who got away are saved and we are left suffering in eternal damnation under the thumb of Clavicular
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I read is
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completely unprepared to discover he looks like Grandpa Joe
kelsie@iPad_LatinoFeb 16
He goes around at night stealing flowers like Dorothy the dinosaur too
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Why is the crazy looking Twitter politics wine mom on a CNN panel
Acyn
@AcynFeb 17
Moynihan: Most of the reporting I've seen on these detention centers are that people are getting education and health care
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This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
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“It should be in a museum” sweetie Keens is a museum with steak
Will Stern
@Will__SternFeb 17
Last year, someone paid $525k for a flag that was draped over Abraham Lincoln's casket during his funeral procession. This week the buyer was revealed to be the owner of Keens Steakhouse, where it will be displayed in their "Lincoln Room."
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On Squawk Box, Kalshi CEO Tarek Mansour struggles to answer why a Bad Bunny dancer -- who watched rehearsals -- betting on the Halftime Show predictions markets would not be considered insider trading. Sports was estimated to be 90% of betting on Kalshi during the NFL season.
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We love Gay Gooners
Arsenal
@ArsenalFeb 16
Celebrating 13 years of Gay Gooners ❤️ Learn how the UK's first LGBTQ+ supporters group came to be in Arsenal Explained 📺

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Last year, someone paid $525k for a flag that was draped over Abraham Lincoln's casket during his funeral procession. This week the buyer was revealed to be the owner of Keens Steakhouse, where it will be displayed in their "Lincoln Room."
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BREAKING: Rev. Jesse Jackson, civil rights icon and two-time presidential candidate, dies at 84. nbcnews.com/news/obituaries/…

Rev. Jesse Jackson, a civil rights icon, dies at 84

“Our father was a servant leader — not only to our family, but to the oppressed, the voiceless, and the overlooked around the world,” the Jackson family said in a statement.

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Some years back Robert Duvall stopped off at the Texas Ranger Museum in Waco. He was in awe of the place and voluntarily cut this promo for them. Off the cuff he delivered the coolest museum testimonial of all time. “Gus and Woodrow would have really liked this place.”
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I’m sorry but not talky character is killing me because he has played some of the greatest yappers of all time
Sami Gold
@souljagoytellerFeb 16
RIP to the greatest character actor who ever lived. He didnt have to say much, in fact he rarely ever was a talky character, but his incomparable specific level of gravitas did all the speaking he had to. A legend of the 1970s, of the American cinema, and of the acting profession
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