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News director for @NZStuff. ‘I do occasionally experiment with editing.’

Joined February 2009
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they took a scene from Bloodsport and dubbed it into an old school Mentos commercial. the result is perfection.
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Memphis Grizzlies F/C Brandon Clarke will undergo a procedure to address knee synovitis and is expected to be re-evaluated in 6 weeks, sources tell ESPN. Clarke missed tail end of the 2024-25 season with a PCL sprain, which has fully healed. He's expected to make a full recovery.
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incredible commitment to the bit
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Following eye surgery, WALTER MATTHAU tells a great joke on the Johnny Carson show.
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Destiny Child just traded Beyoncé to TLC for Chilli
Somebody explain this Luka grade in girl terms
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Woj is sleeping right now and living right.
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Jake Paul should fight Joe Biden next
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Just made a Vine reference to a coworker that he didn’t get bc he’s too young. Is this how I’ve made you all feel this whole time? This is awful. I am in agony.
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John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
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Sun outlasts Alexandrova to reach Monterrey final reut.rs/4fXGMGj
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Tanned, rested and ready
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“take thee, Putin…”
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All of the US right now
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Taylor Swift makes the Super Bowl in her first year in the league. Elite.
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Fonts hanging out
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This might be the craziest stat I’ve seen lol
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Time to bail. Thanks for nuthin, frauds.
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oh come on basketball gods that’s just mean lol Pistons drop to 3-36.
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