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Replying to @JesseRogersESPN
Wouldn’t be the first time Tony screwed up handling a Mercedes
Unless I’m missing something, he never put his name in the portal this offseason, so we’re just cool with blatant tampering now @NCAA?
#Illini Gabe Jacas calls Illinois "home"
He's stayed in Champaign thanks in part to the relationships he's made along the way:
"I couldn't leave these guys."
"These guys are my family, and they mean everything to me."
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Pretty sure Carmel’s OC threw his hat the same way after a defensive masterclass by @JRGrayson last fall 🤷🏻♂️
4 star Recruit Trae Taylor just hit Illinois with an all time disrespectful pump fake @UnnecRoughness
Kofi Cockburn would’ve been able to claim the free throw line as his place of permanent residence if he was officiated the way the B1G treats Edey.
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Okay not to get political but as an offensive coordinator myself, the fumble out of the end zone for a touchback rule is the best rule in football. Is the offense supposed to get a freebie because they can’t take care of the football?
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Clorox wipes > Lysol wipes
Superior in every way, from texture to artificial lemon scent. There is no debate.
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Top 5 Worst North American sports fan bases, updated:
1) Michigan Wolverines
2) Chicago Cubs
3) New York Yankees
4) Toronto Maple Leafs
5) Dallas Cowboys
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Mike Russo about to pull out some stat like “yeah but Brock Faber was 3rd in the league in December in adjusted XGF% for Tuesday night home games played against eastern conference teams with at least 4 European skaters on their roster”
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Lots of people on here showing how little they know of football rules. I think we need to add a Football Formations section to the SAT&ACT with a special concentration on “covered” vs. “uncovered” players. #YDKB
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“mIcHiGAn vS. EvERybODy”
You got caught being bad at cheating. Take your punishment and quit with all this “we’re the victim” BS.
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The designer at Lenovo who decided to eschew 150 years of the QWERTY keyboard and flip the control and function keys needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
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Scandal aside, for a program that hasn’t won a game on US soil in almost 2 years, maybe they should start with “Northwestern vs. the lower 48”
Warren Dawes retweeted
For everything you’ve done for our city, our fans and our team:
Thank you, @88PKane 🎬
Walking off the court after utterly dominating my coworkers at the department Whirlyball holiday party
Urgent announcement: The cinnamon sugar cake donuts from Kwik Trip absolutely slap. That is all, now carry on with your day.
Fellas, I’m once again asking, what is so damn important that you have to be on your phone while you’re using the urinal?
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Million dollar game show idea: who is the fastest at getting completely redressed and repacked after going through airport security















