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Goalie Dad | Pizza Connoisseur | Crohn’s Combatant

Mound, MN
Joined December 2008
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I fight for my Mom. Who was diagnosed with Multiple Myeloma at the time of this photo with my son & lost her battle 15 years ago. My son plays in this event for the 2nd year on 1/31. @YouthHockeyHub @SunSportsJason @minnesotawild @NHL @MSHSLjohn @MinnHockey @AmericanCancer @theMMRF – at Bloomington, MN
Who do you fight for? 🦅 and 🐆 team up to fight cancer this Tues, 1/31/23! Join the fight! secure.acsevents.org/site/ST… @JagHockey
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Yeah, the Packers went 1-5 in the NFC NORTH but damn near every loss came down to the last possession… But, they did go 10-1 against everyone else and their only loss was against the eventual Super Bowl champs, in another continent, Week 1 Context is important🧀
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Cannot be stressed enough how insane it is that the Twins lead the league in pitching WAR, and have the third-best hitter in the league, and are 3 games below .500.
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I have no clue about the Trump/Epstein stuff as to what's real and what's not.BUT, journalism 101 (which many in the biz have forgotten)...release a little,get the subject to deny it...then release more. This tactic destroys the credibility of any future denials (even if true).
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“Karl-Anthony Towns is here, hey girl.” 🤣🤣🤣 — Shane Gillis.
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Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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To the spouses who found out they were being cheated on via the Coldplay jumbotron: sorry to hear that. Come see Spinal Tap. We promise no jumbotrons, just ear damage and emotional closure.
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#BREAKING Astronomer CEO Andy Bryon just released an official statement in response to his viral moment at a Coldplay concert.
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Brutal. That’s the last way anyone wants to find out their spouse likes Coldplay.
Coldplay puts CEO of Astronomer and Head of HR on jumbotron looking cozy during their concert.
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A thoughtful decision by Coldplay.
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First hi res pic of Pluto is causing concern
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this is so important to me
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We finally figured out who JD Vance looked like when running at Disneyland. 😂
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god he was incredible here. ever week for seven years you would just tune in and watch him touch the face of god
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Well, well... look who was right all along it turns out
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Still one of my all-time favorite Onion headlines.
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American surgeon records her peer-2-peer call with UnitedHealthcare trying to get a patients surgery approved they denied - Both insurance company doctors refuse to give their names and numbers - Neither insurance doctor has ever performed the surgery she’s trying to get approved - They tell her they don’t even have the power to approve or deny her request - UnitedHealthcare makes the decisions, regardless of what their own doctors recommend “The Medical Decision was not up to the doctors on the call, it had already been made by United” “So here I am, appealing again” This is the US Healthcare system
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Well done Milo.. 😊
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