Might as well cut it off if I can’t make babies and I can’t feel sex. What’s the fuckin point.

No seriously, what the fuck is wrong with everyone? Am I the only sane one?

Nothing makes a podcast or audiobook feel slow as hell like listening while trying to get a toddler to nap. Like what do you mean I’ve only been listening for 45 minutes?! The heat death of the universe should have occurred by now.

I don’t think I’ve felt this angry since I was a teenager. And I feel like I have a genuine reason now. I want to break the world.

Sometimes you just have to realize you’re not a Harry, you’re a Ron. You open your mouth before thinking, you lack any self-confidence, and you have no clue how women can have so many things in their heads at once.

Ah, the snow is coming down. What a lovely time to spend bonding with my family.

Apparently, headphones are ruining everything about my life.

Is it wrong to feel sadder about losing Ozzy than losing my own grandfather?

It’s great when you want to be productive but you’re too angry and tired to do anything. Doesn’t help when your wife is even more angry and tired than you either.

It’s almost two and I’ve still not slept. I likely will fall asleep just as the baby wakes up. My head is spinning with general exhaustion and concerns of a fucking war. Im actually considering not going to a concert tomorrow because my brain won’t let me have fun anymore. Fuck

Nothing better than another kid breaking your kid’s toy but it’s an accident so you can’t even be mad.

How the fuck am I acting normal?

JD Vance’s meeting with the pope definitely had nothing to do with the pope’s death 😒

Scrolling through YouTube just trying to find some video that can be background noise to my life. Nothing feels like it helps. Everything is miserable. Everything is exhausting.

I need @RiotFest to announce the lineup so I have something to be excited about. Every day is dread currently

You’re an adult. Look in the bag before you bring the food home. Something is missing every time. EVERY TIME!

Wow I come here a lot to drop my home life stress huh? No point stopping now.

My Friday and Saturday have disappeared behind grumpy babies and liquid spewing wife. I am the equivalent of the grey emotion board in Inside Out. I have no feelings left. Not even anger or disgust can save me

Always remember: Never trust a poser. ACAB youtu.be/JPdDru4u0Eg?si=Ej-u…

This was literally the worst first week of a new year I’ve ever had. Fuck 2025