🤫 Hi. Why waffles? <3
🗣️ Because I declared war against pancakes
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🤫 what is your favorite drink? mine is sweet tea
🗣️ Slightly sweetened chamomile tea
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🤫 Tank tanked all over my living room and I had to rent a steam cleaner. My revenge plan isnto put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a……
🗣️ Wow that’s…..a huge plan, put the pool cover over when he dives in?
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🤫 Why are you a girl (derogatory) >:[
🗣️ Because God made me special that way ☺️🫶
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🤫 Who is your most insane follower on twitter, and why is it Lord Tank?
🗣️ Oh cause he tanks it bad obviously, every time he posts mars explodes, and everyone swoons and throws paperbacks at him duh??
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Queenly retweeted
when the oversleeping starts again, cancelling plans, ignoring messages, pushing people away, and not having the energy to do anything xitter.cf/stilmej/status/2111312…
I finally am getting interesting DMs monumental moment everyone, there’s this one dude who keeps asking me to box and punch him in the face for some reason?
🤫 pancakes isn’t answer his ngl, go make him
🗣️ Can’t, unless you expect me to throw a waffle maker at him? He might have crappy wifi
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🤫 Hey so I'm the one who wants to set myself up with you, with marriage in mind. How do I reveal myself in a way you'll believe me?
🗣️ Are you someone unbelievable that you have to take this precaution? Uhhh 😬 I don’t know, revelio?
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🤫 Do you have a favorite husbando or anime?
🗣️ THE MANDALORIAN, he’s my favorite! Quiet, sassy, super cool, and fatherly, very amazing
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🤫 bored? what would you like to do?
🗣️ I would like people to spam a bunch of emojis on this post for funny
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🤫 I wanna set myself up with you (with marriage in mind)
🗣️ WHO IS THIS?!???!! HELLO????
The wind is loud today I guess???
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🤫 if you had to choose, would you rather:
🗣️ If i had to choose….what,
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🤫 my favorite ship isn’t canon?
🗣️ No it’s not :/ the creator changed the pathways both of them were supposed to go down so :/
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