The voice of Coug fans. Cougs. Beer. Popcorn. In that order. And yes I am drunk, why aren't you?

Seattle, WA
Joined August 2014
Em-bare-ass-ing….
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How much more do you need to see of Picnic to know he’s not the guy?!?
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Checking in on Montlake….
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Are you fucking kidding me refs?!?!?!?
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Can we get a jersey patch from @Dyson ?!?!? Because we suck…
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Popcorn Guy retweeted
Kirby needs to take over play calling or a change at QB. We can't continue this madness. Try something different. This is not working
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Why is picnic still in the game ?!?!??
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Popcorn Guy retweeted
Guys I’m trying so hard to be optimistic but at what point do we consider putting dugger in
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This is the offense you worked all offseason on… what the hell?!?!
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No comment needed…
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Can we get a combine through the tunnel?!?! Maybe a Transformer one? Badass
Dudes will see the Fresno State Tractor and say it’s the coolest thing ever Dudes would be right
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We haven’t forgotten Megan Coghlan…. "…WSU has no real traditions, nothing to define itself, no rich football history and a sad lack of identity." Shove it. Go Cougs!
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Hit ‘em where it hurts! That’ll get some motivation going. Sign the petition. c.org/KbRDpKgSrL
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If you thought we had ANY chance against Kansas St on the road… take off your Coug glasses and come back to reality. Be positive all you want but goddamnit be realistic
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