𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲.

| + | + | + | + | + | + | + | + | + | I WILL NOT LIE TO YOU. THIS WILL HURT." | + | + | + | + | + | + | + | + | + | IND. PRI. SEL. MEDIC OF TF2. FURTHER INFO BELOW.

I have no clue what is happening on the battlefield and I do not care enough to ask. If you see archimedes tell him he's late for dinner >:(

Okay! Choice made! Now come here :) 🚑🚑

Pick a number between 1 and 23 :)

A wonderful idea! I've wanted to try my triple/leg transplant theory out for a while!

Ah! Yes! You understand! Less medical waste too 🙂✌️

you're not a doctor >:V

a choke hold actually works better than anesthesia! peer reviewed, they all pssed out no problem 👼

There are a lot of new faces I'm seeing! Would be a shame if I switched them around :)

There's just something so magical about a double heart transplant 🥰🫀

Well I know they exist. I don't have to outrun the law I only have to outrun you

only "illegal" if the "police" happen to "catch you" :) 🚑

why do anything when you can get heals? smells great :)

that sure sounds like a lot of work

hopefully quickly, the last guy's elbow broke my nose pre-surgery :(

kidney transplants $20 or as soon as I find you

One of the most fun weekends I've ever had was leaving someone in a bathtub full of ice and then the next day seeing the same man walk into the hospital. It was a little squished to put another one in but I think I changed a life that day 😊

well what else would you call my sick hotrod that also has built in defibrilators?

I honestly have no clue what is happening today but I CAN confidently say there should only be one heart in a body at any given times don't ask me how I know.