@WNBAPA

WNBA Parody Account

 United States
Joined January 2021
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We have reviewed the footage of the incident between Alyssa Thomas and Caitlin Clark and determined that there was no unnecessary or excessive contact. Due to Clark’s reaction, the WNBA has assessed a penalty of: - 3 wedgies - 2 wet willies - 1 Indian sunburn
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Breanna Stewart and Kelsey Plum are bootlicking rats 🐀🐀🐀 They don’t care how the mid-level player is compensated as long as they get their bag.
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Statement from the WNBPA Executive Committee:
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Folks, the WNBA has not been bargaining in good faith. They guaranteed us an average salary per player. Our financial analyst crunched the numbers: Under the proposed CBA, we discovered that some players will earn LESS than the average salary promised by the WNBA.
Bri@Brianna39702494Feb 25
Look at the date here. This was like the 3rd time I’d brought up the issue with the max salary and the salary cap for the wnba cba Not even a week later the exact same story. I’m actually really irritated with this one Maybe I should write my own stuff….
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No player in the league should earn less than the average player under the new CBA. This is a slap in the face to not just out players but all women. Pay us what we deserve: 100% of players need to be earning more than the average salary in the proposed CBA.
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While the WNBA continues to treat us like slaves, we are breaking records in Unrivaled. Tonight’s Laces/Hives matchup drew viewership of 28k, beating out “Rediculousness” on MTV2 and propelling us into the 73rd most watched broadcast in that time slot. Pay us what we’re worth.
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The WNBA’s latest proposal is yet another slap in the face. Pay us what we are worth. Full stop. We know what the league makes and we demand our full share. Fuck your “lawyers” and “CPAs”, we have Natasha Cloud. Preach.
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The WNBAPA is in full support of Angel Reese’s comments regarding her teammates’ talent level. The Sky organization has failed in their duty to build a super team around Angel. We call on the league to help facilitate moving Angel to a playoff team prior.
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The WNBA security team has recovered fingerprints from the green dildo thrown on the court in tonight’s Sky vs Valkyries game. Chicago PD forensics group has identified the prints as belonging to Joshua Block of Melville, New York. All vegicles are on alert for the suspect.
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Pay us what you owe us.
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So happy to announce that DeWanna Bonner has signed with the Pheonix Mercury! We are proud to fight for our players’ rights to be in safe, nurturing environments with their loved ones. We are also saddened by the toxic Indiana Fever environment which led to the move.
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Dijonai Carrington has been suspended for the first half of Sundays game against the Lynx. League officials note that the referees missed a flagrant 2 in Friday nights game against the Sparks; Carrington stuck two fingers up Kelsey Plum’s asshole during a box out.
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The WNBAPA has reviewed the common foul called against Dijonai Carrington in the 3Q. We determined that the Sparks player’s hair initiated the contact with Dijonai’s stiletto nails. Sarah Ashley Barker has been fined $22, the cost to redo the nails.
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