Anyone use the “oh shit” handles while taking a shit? #lank
I had a stroke mid sentence, #GANAB
Ex is pregnant 10 months after the breakup with another man.. #bulletdodged #couldntbeme
Girlfriend just told me “shut up Jew” what did I do right in life? #lank
#lockedin and got myself a j*b interview today.. I need a drink
Interesting gift for my birthday yesterday.. #tapin
Would never happen in #pvegas
Our athletes have class!
UPDATE: The University of Wisconsin–Stevens Point has quietly taken sophomore soccer player Paige Ostroushko off its official women’s soccer roster after her arrest for assaulting conservative journalist Savannah Hernandez.
It remains unclear whether Ostroushko will be permitted to continue playing for the Pointers. The university has not issued a formal statement as the investigation is still ongoing.
DSOTY: Drunken Snack Of The Year: anything at Kwik Trip
@JucoBurner
Teach going over the test rn and im tweeting about my banger of a score. #hiredbeforegraduation #checkedout
Happy Easter from Banks Field..
Just watched a kid complete snap his ankle just to be the last out of the game #shrink



















