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Stole my wife’s frothy milk for my coffee but it’s not real milk
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BREAKING 🚨Invading Muslim immigrants are trying to storm the Polish borders to enter Europe, and the heroic Polish army is doing its duty and preventing them from entering.
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Dang, AI slop has come a long way
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Replying to @NASA
@NASA y'all need to have a splashdown real soon somewhere I hear astronauts taste like chicken of the sea!
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Replying to @lilley_les
I remember paying double the face value outside of the gig for the last Thin Lizzy concert in 1983 but I would have paid 10 times as much..
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No one noticed.
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Replying to @WHowNow
@WHowNow Let’s f*ckin’ go! DIGGER tickets are on sale now. Only in theaters and IMAX October 2. Reply #stop to unsubscribe.

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@feelgoodtaleSep 15
This morning, a 65 year-old man woke up in the early hours and heard thieves in his garage. He called the police. Unfortunately, the officer on the phone told him they don't have any police officers free at the moment. The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the officer: - it's about these thieves in my garage. Don't bother coming anymore i’ve shot them. After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, Armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances turned up,..... Thieves were obviously caught. Police officers had a chat with the gentleman Officer says - " You said you shot them! " Gentlemen - " And you said you don't have a free police car " Credit: Rudes On a roll
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Apparently, Sydney Sweeney has lost a bunch of IG followers because of her recent sports ad. Liberal women say the ad was a “slap in the face to women.” 🙄🙄🙄 Ladies? Does this ad bother you? Genuine question.
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The manhole people are back . They were spotted at 4 am in Manhattan exiting another man hole .
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
@WhiteHouse can I be Governor of Venezuela?
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BREAKING: California, Oregon, Maine, and Oklahoma marijuana growers file for bankruptcy following the Texas hemp ban
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