no one calls me by my first name, San Antonio livin, Houston born, Astros enthusiast, Trinity University

San Antonio
Joined April 2012
The true “One Sports Movie to Rule Them All” Bracket Challenge (seeding based on rotten tomato scores)
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Can’t wait to do that 161 more times 😅😅😅 @astros
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William Wells retweeted
CATCH OF THE YEAR?! HANDS DOWN!
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GIVE THE TEXANS THE THROWBACKS
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Y’all thought… 😎
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William Wells retweeted
We get the uniforms back. That’s how this works, I don’t make the rules. Sorry, not sorry. Too bad, so sad.
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Red Sox
If A-Rod ever made the Baseball Hall of Fame - which hat do you think he should wear? Please quote
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The vibes are back big time
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Ban the umpire cam @MLB
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Jose Altuve has been absolutely wearing it from opposing teams’ fans for 4 years. We can debate whether that’s justified or not another time. Regardless, dude battled the yips in 2020, and still just hammers big moment home run after big moment home run. It’s actually incredible.
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The Mets booth stands with Kevin Brown after the absurd decision by the Orioles today to suspend him @Barstooldmv @GottaBelievePod
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How do you opt out of @cpsenergy calling to tell you that’s it’s freaking hot outside??? Thank you captain obvious
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Glasnow after the Braves
tyler glasnow pitched well but it's the braves
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Imagine provoking a player and then ejecting guys in his dugout for taking exception to a situation that you escalated for no reason.
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The wasabi/lemon lacroix scene in succession 😂😂😂
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William Wells retweeted
Why is Tony Romo yelling at me?
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