I don't really get it, but it seems to be a universal truth that men LOVE banana bread. Girl, take 45 mins out of your day, make the dang banana bread
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It’s not about the zoo tickets, it’s that at some point I looked up from my paycheck and realized OH, cool, I’m apparently funding the welfare state, Big Pharma, foreign countries, “Learing Centers,” government programs I’ve never heard of, Planned Fucking Parenthood, and seventeen layers of bureaucracy whose primary function appears to be emailing each other PDFs; meanwhile, I pay taxes when I earn money, taxes when I spend money, taxes to employ people, taxes on property I ALREADY OWN, taxes go up every year anyway, the school district discovers another $75,000,000 it absolutely cannot survive without, and if I so much as raise my hand and ask whether maybe, possibly, perhaps somebody could spend slightly less money, I am informed that I hate teachers, children, puppies and probably literacy, and NOW after financing civilization itself I’m also supposed to smile and subsidize someone’s trip to see the giraffes.
Know what I mean?
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An acre of ground, a 1,000 pound steer, a car, and a house all cost the same in gold in 2026 as they did in 1980. The dollar is the thing that changed.
In 1980 the average US house ran 76,000 dollars, or 124 ounces of gold.
In 2026 that same house runs 502,000 dollars, or 121 ounces of gold.
The average new car cost 7,500 dollars in 1980, or 12 ounces of gold. Today it costs 50,000 dollars, and still 12 ounces of gold.
A 1,000 pound steer took almost 1 ounce of gold in 1980. Today it takes 0.58 of an ounce.
Farmland ran 740 dollars an acre in 1980, or 1.2 ounces of gold. In 2026 that acre runs about 4,500 dollars, or 1.1 ounces of gold.
Every one of those four prices climbed in dollars. In gold, all four held flat.
Rational Ranchers ran those four decades of market and USDA numbers side by side, and the pattern holds in every line.
I hold ground, cows, and hay. Four decades of those charts say that is where the value stayed whole, so that is where I keep mine.
Your rancher,
Jason Hanley | 208-714-0478
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So wild that all these ladies on the dating apps love being outdoors and also coffee and also wine and also travel but also be ready to match their energy!
Ma’am can we just watch LOTR for the 33rd time with a snack with the windows open
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HOLY...BIRD ALERT! LIGHTS OUT TONIGHT!
Half a billion birds will migrate across the central US, including Kansas and Missouri, on Sunday night.
You can help by filling up your bird feeders and turning off your outdoor lights.
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Are we ready to have the conversation that most of Trader Joe’s food is mediocre at best and highly processed? Or are we still pretending it’s good?
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They changed Aslan's voice, which is what the ape did.
Netflix's The Magician's Nephew moves C.S. Lewis's story from 1900 London into 1950s glam rock Britain. They gave Aslan a red-striped face and multicolored eyes, which director Greta Gerwig says was inspired by David Bowie, and the lion speaks in Meryl Streep's voice.
In The Last Battle, Puzzle did all the work. He carried the water and hauled the loads and said of course, Shift, of course. When something yellow came over the waterfall into Caldron Pool, Puzzle went in after it. The water nearly killed him. He came out half-drowned and bruised, dragging a lion's skin the size of a hearthrug.
Puzzle wanted to bury it. Lions are solemn, he said, "because of you know Who."
Shift just called it a winter coat. He sent the donkey downriver to a market that had no oranges. Alone, he got out a needle and thick thread and a big pair of scissors. He cut the body short. He sewed a long collar for a long neck. He put ties under the belly. Every now and then a bird passed overhead and he stopped his work and watched it, because he did not want anyone to see what he was doing.
Puzzle wore the costume, but Shift was the engineer.
Every generation puts a new skin on the old stories. Totally normal. But lately the new skin keeps the old face and sews in a new mouth. The story you were raised on comes back wearing its own face.
Lewis opened his last Narnia book with this test..
"A good deal of Puzzle's grey nose and face could be seen through the open mouth of the lion's head. No one who had ever seen a real lion would have been taken in for a moment. But if someone who had never seen a lion looked at Puzzle in his lionskin, he just might mistake him for a lion, if he didn't come too close, and if the light was not too good, and if Puzzle didn't let out a bray and didn't make any noise with his hoofs."
A costume only works on somebody who has never seen the real thing.
A skin holds up from far away, on a screen, in a trailer. Up close, in the pages, the stitches show. Every costume looks better in the dark, so hold the new version next to the old book in daylight. The disguise dies the moment the creature opens its mouth. Lewis's lion sings a world into being.
Gerwig told christian media critic Ted Baehr a year and a half ago that she loved the old 1979 cartoon. Now she has swapped the mouth of the one who sings the world. Wait and hear what the new one sings.
When Puzzle finds his conscience and asks what will become of them if the real Aslan turns up, Shift says he never does turn up, not nowadays. At that exact moment the sky answers with a thunderclap. The ground trembles. Puzzle hears a warning. Shift, whose mind works very quickly, hears permission. He tells the donkey he was just going to say the thunder was the sign they were waiting for. The objection gets sewn into the costume.
Every single no from heaven gets tailored into a yes.
And that's the needle still in the ape's hand.
Notice who Lewis refused to mock in the story. Puzzle isn't the villain. He's cold and tired, and a voice he trusts keeps telling him he isn't clever. Lewis saved his anger for the ape with the scissors and gives the donkey mercy. So if people we love get swept up by the trailer, they are not the enemy. The film itself may be lovely. We'll judge it the way Lewis taught us, up close and in good light. Nobody gets taken in because they are stupid. They get taken in because nobody ever walked them up to the real lion.
The enemy has never made anything.
He wears. He puts on light, he puts on scripture, he puts on a lion's skin. Lewis was writing about what the war looks like when it comes for the children. That part belongs to us. The answer to a dressed-up story has always been familiarity.
So read the real books. Read them out loud to the kids in your life until the real lion's voice lives in their ears. Kids who walk with Aslan thru seven books can't be sold a donkey in a skin, at any distance, in any light.
The movie comes out next year but the war is older than any calendar, and it's always been a fight over who speaks in the lion's voice.
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The rural urban divide becomes real in places like this.
I was talking a friend who lives a county over. Their neighborhood had a woman from a large metro area move in to “escape the bustle and live in nature.” Soon after moving in, her doorbell camera caught a mountain lion walking down her street. She had a righteous freak out and called the sheriff’s office about how they needed to come kill it. The lion hadn’t done anything but walk down the road a bit.
In comparison, while attending my local community college, it wasn’t uncommon to get an announcement once or twice a year that we weren’t to leave the building as a mountain lion was wandering the campus. It was just a part of living in a rural county.
One of the many reasons urbanites bristle with the locals who live here is that they come as know it alls and want to impose their life on our own. That’s painfully true living in a liberal state like I do. Where people living in a county with a single stop light are told that gas cars are being banned and everyone needs to drive EVs. Or how gun ownership is dangerous and unnecessary when there are parts of the county where if you call the cops at night no one will show up since there are no available officers.
Somehow, few that I’ve met ever seem to have the realization why people out here have a popular state secession movement to escape the influence of large metro areas.
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Whaling might've been the original deadliest catch.
Men hunted massive whales from small boats, often with sharks trailing behind. Falling overboard was about the last thing you wanted to do.
More maritime history with Eric Jay Dolin on the latest MeatEater Podcast.
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Since CWD is in the news again a friend and I did a quick write up on the paper I was blessed enough to be included on earlier this year. Check it out over at Scrublands.
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Here’s the thing.
T-rex is a hypercarnivore. That means his diet is 95% or more meat.
Do you ever wonder why we don’t eat wolf, or puma, or tiger?
It’s because of something called biotoxin magnification. The higher up the food chain you go, the more toxins your body holds. A bison eats grass that holds traces of heavy metals from the ground. A wolf eats a hundred bison, and because the bison couldn’t process those heavy metals, the wolf gets a hundred bison’s worth of metal. When the wolf eventually dies, a vulture comes along and eats him. The vulture also eats bison, and other wolves, and anything else actively assuming room temperature out of the prairie. That vulture is now carrying all the toxins those animals had collected over their lives. Not much eats vultures.
Obviously, our ancestors weren’t testing their food for lead ppm, but they could recognize a pattern: you eat a meat-eater, you get sick. So we don’t eat fellow carnivores.
Now T-rex was an ambush predator (much to Jack Horner’s annoyance), but he wasn’t above scavenging if it was available, and he had to eat a lot of meat to keep his metabolism running. That’s a lot of biotoxins accumulating in that jumbo drumstick.
So, no, actually, I probably wouldn’t eat a T-rex. I would, however, mount his head on my wall.
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Biomagnification is not the main reason we rarely eat carnivores like wolves or pumas; such toxin accumulation is uncommon in terrestrial food chains. Practical reasons include hunting challenges and parasites such as trichinosis.
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