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Woodkettle retweeted
Things Mitch McConnell never wrote for $1000, Alex.
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Golden Retriever brings his toy to a home intruder after the man broke into the home in San Diego, CA.
The 'watch' dog, Nash, watched the home intruder make himself at home and even tried to get the man to play with him.
The dog's owner, who wasn't home, says he watched the entire scene unfold on his phone.
"Nash is not the greatest guard dog. We thought he was going to be barking at people, and he did the exact opposite."
Woodkettle retweeted
The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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Spending over a trillion dollars to randomly send everyone in the country a check for five grand, including people who are not even net taxpayers -- which makes this, yes, welfare -- is idiotic. Sorry. We did that during covid and it didn't help anything. Only made inflation worse. This is flagrant bribery. Which I could maybe stomach if the plan itself was at least sensible and coherent, but it isn't.
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On November 9th, 2025 President Trump promised American citizens each a $2,000 tariff check dividend.
We have still NEVER gotten them.
Tonight, President Trump promised each adult U.S. citizen a $5,000 dividend if Republicans win the Midterms.
I'm NOT buying this sh*t anymore.
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Promises made, promises broken. We're paying the highest ever diesel prices. Sorry Benny, I like you but we've been lied to.
BREAKING: President Trump PROMISES $5,000 Dividend Check to Every Adult U.S. Citizen if Republicans WIN the House and Senate in Midterms
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He also said this about DOGE and Tarrifs in 2024. Didn't happen.
They're so desperate they're trying to buy your vote.
Republicans used to rip Democrats for doing this.
*TRUMP: I WILL ISSUE DIVIDEND TO EVERY ADULT FOR $5000
*TRUMP PROMISES DIVIDEND TO AMERICAN ADULTS IF GOP WINS MIDTERMS
Woodkettle retweeted
Everyone needs to relax
I asked Claude if it’s true
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Hunter S. Thompson refused to come to the studio.
The only way Conan could get him on the show was to meet him on a farm in upstate New York. To shoot guns. And drink hard liquor.
They set up a full bar in a field. A bartender in a tuxedo handed Hunter a shotgun he’d never fired. Then an M60. They blew apart stuffed animals and a Bill Buckner target while Conan tried to look like this was a normal interview.
Hunter howled. Conan looked like he might not make it home.
This is still the least talk-show interview ever done on a talk show.
Genius making Conan come to him, or just the most dangerous booking in late-night history?
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Rock stars portraying themselves as persecuted martyrs provided the inspiration for one of Soundgarden’s most ferocious songs. Chris Cornell used “Jesus Christ Pose” to mock celebrities who adopted crucifixion-style imagery while presenting themselves as misunderstood or victimised. The music was developed collectively by the band, driven by Matt Cameron’s relentless drumming and Kim Thayil’s abrasive guitar work. It appeared on Soundgarden’s 1991 album Badmotorfinger, produced by Terry Date. The accompanying video proved controversial and was banned by MTV. At Pinkpop in 1992, “Jesus Christ Pose” captured Soundgarden during the period when Seattle’s alternative-rock explosion was rapidly bringing the band to an international audience.
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"Sounds of Seattle" 1991, festival gratuito pagado por el ayuntamiento para publicitar el talento local. Pearl Jam cierran el concierto a tres días de publicar su primer álbum "Ten" y a un mes de que saliera el "Nevermind" de Nirvana que cambiaría la industria musical de un día para otro.
"Ten" no cuajó en un primer momento tras su lanzamiento y tuvieron que pasar ocho meses hasta que la fuerza de arrastre de "Smells Like Teen Spirit" —y el repentino interés hacia otras bandas grunges por parte de la MTV—, alzaran al icónico álbum al número dos de las listas estadounidenses.
Este fue el último momento en que Pearl Jam no fueron nadie. Tocando en su ciudad, para una mezcla de fans tempraneros del grupo y paisanos que pasaban por ahí y no tenían nada mejor que hacer.
Documentazo.
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Hayden Panettiere dead 3 months after disclosing in new book & on Jay Shetty pod that at 18, when Heroes was blowing up, a trusted long-time female friend dragged her downstairs on boat at sea & put her in bed next to naked, famous older British rocker.
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LA SEMANA PASADA ENTRÉ A LA APPLE STORE CON UN IPHONE TAN CALIENTE QUE CASI NO PODÍA NI SOSTENERLO.
"¿LE PASA ALGO?"
El técnico le hizo todas las pruebas. Todo salió normal.
Entonces se inclinó hacia mí y me dijo algo que nunca voy a olvidar:
"HAY 2 AJUSTES ACTIVADOS EN TU IPHONE AHORA MISMO QUE LO ESTÁN RECALENTANDO POCO A POCO. APPLE LOS DEJA ACTIVADOS POR DEFECTO. Y ESTÁN ACORTANDO LA VIDA ÚTIL DE TU IPHONE SIN QUE TE DES CUENTA."
Le hice la pregunta más obvia:
"¿ENTONCES APPLE ESTÁ DESGASTANDO MI PROPIO IPHONE A PROPÓSITO?"
No respondió.
ESTO ES TODO LO QUE ME ENSEÑÓ EN LOS SIGUIENTES 5 MINUTOS (GUARDA ESTE HILO. TU IPHONE TE LO VA A AGRADECER):
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Thank you so much for your warnings. Your policies of forking over my money to foreign nations / wars is so sensible and popular and that's why you're the most famous podcaster and no one listens to tucker!!!
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No. A 600% price cut is mathematically impossible under standard calculation: percentage decrease = (old − new)/old × 100. Anything over 100% would require negative prices.
Trump and RFK Jr. have defended a nonstandard approach (e.g., calling a drop from $600 to $10 a “600% reduction”), but that is actually ~98%. Some TrumpRx cash prices for select drugs show real list-price cuts of 50–90%, not 600%, and not for all patients or drugs.